Meghan McCain's Wedding Guests Attack Her over Mueller Report Because Our Reality Is Broken
If you put a gun to my head and asked me to describe The View, I’d probably tell you that it’s a daytime talk show where Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar, and two women I don’t know try to discuss current events before a human-sized lemon starts yelling that it’s John McCain’s daughter.
Not to toot my own horn, but I’d also be right as f*ck.
However, this time around, the human lemon has angered conservatives by not spiking the football over the Mueller Report like a common Trump supporter and/or Extremely Online Leftist. Here’s her reaction via The Daily Beast:
“I’m exhausted and exacerbated by media coverage of this, because it was hyped so much,” McCain said. “I don’t have a horse in this race in the sense that I actually came in here today and I was like maybe the person sitting in this specific chair should be a Trumper, because I don’t like him and I think he has the mental and emotional capacity of King Joffrey in Game of Thrones, but that doesn’t make him a Russian spy.”
“And I actually have been like having a sort of existential crisis with this,” she continued. “Because I’m not a Trump supporter. I’m a hardcore conservative. I’m not a Trump populist. And this is where divisions lie as we’ve been talking about on this show. Trumpers love this, and by the way, this could get him re-elected, the media getting so out over their skis with this and saying it’s collusion, he was a Russian spy.”
For anyone concerned that Meghan McCain might be right about something, don’t worry, Trump is still a tangerine-tinted sack of Adderall and has already squandered whatever re-election bump he might’ve gained by not even waiting two seconds before trying to murder Obamacare again. You know, the one issue that pushed the Democrats ahead in 2018. He has a very large brain.
In the meantime, Meghan committed the cardinal sin of agreeing with her “Hollywood elitists” co-stars that no one really knows what’s in the Mueller Report because we’re going off of Attorney General Barr’s summary. That’s a big no-no to Trumpers, because everyone knows the Mueller Report is clearly 800 pages of “NO COLLUSION BECAUSE ACTUALLY IT WAS HILLARY.” As a result, Meghan found herself being attacked on Twitter by D.C. McAllister, a contributor to The Federalist, which is published by… let’s see here… Meghan McCain’s husband.
Like her Dear Leader, McAllister really thought this one through.
you were at my wedding Denise….— Meghan McCain (@MeghanMcCain) March 26, 2019
I’m not a smart man, but I’m pretty sure if you open the door for Meghan McCain to become a viral meme that brings delight to many, you done f*cked up. Even better, get a load of this backpedaling.
I think the photo on the story made it look like this was personally directed at you, Meghan. My comment was directed at The View and the mental midgets who surround you. I don’t even know how you do it daily and my hat is off to you for standing strong in the midst of crazy.— DC McAllister (@McAllisterDen) March 26, 2019
Lori Loughlin’s daughter couldn’t row that hard if you offered her a free degree from Harvard.
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