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CNN Posts Embarrassing RFK Jr. Thirst Video

By Andrew Sanford | Politics | June 29, 2023 |

By Andrew Sanford | Politics | June 29, 2023 |


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Because TFG’s presidency didn’t bring us close enough to Idiocrocy, RFK Jr. has thrown his HGH-laden lats into the ring. The conspiracy theorist and anti-vaccine “activist” is a Joe Rogan guest on steroids (figuratively and, likely, literally). The man espouses hateful rhetoric and absurd claims like like he’s been living off family money inside a social and political wind tunnel for 60-plus years. The dude is whacked out of his mind, hopped up on goofballs, and CNN wants you to snag a look at his killer bod.

America has devolved into more of a pro-wrestling audience than a country. Facts don’t work on the campaign trail anymore. Instead, it’s all about lying, coming up with funny nicknames, and flexing those sweet pecs. RFK Jr. has leaned into this rhetoric and recently shared a video of himself doing a weak-ass workout. Seriously. He barely benches anything and then does like eight push-ups (he claims it was the end of several sets. Sure, Robert.). It was more embarrassing than it was newsworthy. Despite the video’s irrelevance to the presidential race, CNN went ahead and did this.

RFK Jr. is out here saying that WI-Fi can melt people’s brains, and CNN is like, “Yes, but look at those c**gutters!” I’d say that they learned nothing from the 2016 election, but that is common knowledge at this point. If anything, I’d say they want a repeat. Just because someone is running for President doesn’t mean you have to report their bullshit propaganda, even if you share tweets that are making fun of it.

Speaking of which, there are few things as cringeworthy as hearing a reporter read tweets. They likely went to journalism school, climbed their way up the ranks, and now they have to get on a mic and read the musings of someone dumb enough to give Elon Musk eight dollars a month. Hearing these half-thoughts read out loud just drives home how unimportant the video was. Hell, they even cut to a FOX News clip of Piers Morgan at one point! Why?!

Get it together, CNN. Stop sharing videos that have nothing to do with the presidency. Or, share everyone’s workout regimen. Make it mandatory for all politicians in the running to let us see them sweaty and out of breath. We will learn nothing, but it will make the slow and painful death rattle you’ve been struggling through end that much quicker.