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Bernie Sanders Takes a Dig at Donald Trump For Failing to Understand that Women Pee

By Dustin Rowles | Politics | December 23, 2015 |

By Dustin Rowles | Politics | December 23, 2015 |

Donald Trump is a horrible, vile despicable human being who, in a speech the other day, tried to shame Hillary Clinton for having a body. “I know where she went — it’s disgusting, I don’t want to talk about it,” Trump told a cheering crowd full of half-brained troglodytes, referring to Clinton taking a bathroom break during the Democratic debate. “No, it’s too disgusting. Don’t say it, it’s disgusting.”

Hillary peed.

It’s OK, Donald. Women urinate. Often several times a day.

Bernie Sanders, however, is not surprised by women’s bathroom habits because he’s a human being, and he called out Trump at a rally at a Iowa Community College this week. Trump “has discovered that women go to the bathroom and it’s very upsetting for him,” Sanders said, adding in deadpan, “This is a guy who wants to be president of the United States. He must have a very unusual relationship with women.”

That relationship includes three wives and a two daughters, each of whom appear to be anatomically correct humans who also empty their bladders into a toilet on occasion, not that Trump would know because the man has probably never changed a diaper in his life.

Bernie, on the other hand, freely admits to urinating, which is OK because Sanders is a man and it’s OK for men to pee, as long as their urine stream is strong.

“I’m a man, men are allowed to go to the bathroom,” Bernie said, before urinating on stage and biting the head off a squirrel.

This election is finally starting to get interesting.

via Jezebel

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