This is it, folks. Results start coming in around 7 p.m. Don’t expect to know much until late in the night, if at all. Ignore everything you hear coming out of the Trump campaign. Cross your fingers, pray to your respective Gods, and talk amongst yourselves. I’ll join you from time to time and may even update this post in the event that important news comes in.

Also, what’s everyone eating for comfort tonight? We ordered something literally called a “Meat Coma” from a local place, so we may pass out before polls even close in Colorado. It will save us a lot of grief and anxiety.

Good luck everyone. Hopefully, it will not be repeat of 2016.

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