Kristen Stewart protests the Cannes footwear policy, which mostly means that all those foot fetishists are gonna have access to a lot more “Kristen Stewart feet” photos in their Google image searches. Also, ewww. (Lainey)
Celebitchy today is all about the drama of the Royal wedding, specifically where it concerns Meghan Markle’s father, who abruptly pulled out of the wedding, upset Harry and Meghan, and pissed off the Queen. (Celebitchy)
One of the funniest jokes in Black Panther was suggested to Ryan Coogler by Donald Glover. Gotta click to find out which one, though! (At least until someone in the comments tells you). (Uproxx)
Remember those sexual assault allegations leveled against Ryan Seacrest, which he somehow successfully navigated (being “too big to fail” probably helped. Ahem.)? I’m not saying that the fact that Ryan Seacrest uncomfortably flirted with Katy Perry when he didn’t realize the cameras were on is evidence that he’s a creeper, but that sheepish, guilty, hand-in-a-cookie-jar look he displays when he realizes that he is on air is certainly not a good look.
There’s a whole world of very popular celebrity gossip of which I have no knowledge — the ongoing drama between John Cena and Nikki Bella, for instance, is a hugely popular topic on the Internet. Anyway, they broke up, but Cena still wants to marry her, and I don’t really understand any of this at all. (Dlisted)
Courtney finds the good in the bad while celebrating the worst episode ever of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. (SyFy)
There are more survivors … and more victims of Avengers: Infinity War than any of you even knew about. (The Mary Sue)
Speaking of, check out the teasers for these new TV series from the minds of George R.R. Martin and the Russo Bros. I’m far, far more interested in the latter. The former? Don’t care (Gretchen Mol, notwithstanding). (Hypable)
The most exciting thing to happen so far during the NBA finals was when that one guy elbowed the other guy in the butthole. Butthole. (Very Smart Brothas)
“This dress is VERY cute; that is a lot of boob being served but when you HAVE a lot of boob, I guess it WILL be served.” Amen … ? (GFY)
If you’ve ever wondered how onscreen sounds effects — from kissing to hand jobs — are made, Pajiba alum Rebecca Pahle has talked with a foley and uncovered all the secrets. She fancy now. (Vulture)
Thandie Newton makes a hell of a statement with her Solo world premiere look.
HER DRESS HAS ALL THE BLACK SW CHARACTERS ON IT pic.twitter.com/KEpCTby8JI— bromance meetcute (@noryath) May 15, 2018
I, for one, welcome that these children are the future.
Apparently a local eighth grader won a raffle and got to put something on the junior high marquee. pic.twitter.com/TEaWlZuAE1— Popehat (@Popehat) May 15, 2018
Is this the greatest celebrity group chat? Or the greatest celebrity group chat?
this is the wildest group chat i have ever seen and i have no doubt it holds the secrets of the universe pic.twitter.com/xWlJlz9wM3— Matt Bellassai (@MattBellassai) May 15, 2018
Walter Mosley says about Kindred, "Octavia Butler creates a road for the impossible and a balm for the unbearable. It is everything the literature of science fiction can be." This award-winning novel about a modern black woman traveling back in time to the Antebellum South explores themes of love and hate, slavery, and race relations. Won’t you join #CannonBookClub on June 8 and 9 to discuss Kindred? (Cannonball Read 10)