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Who Will Replace Jennifer Lawrence as 2014's Internet Crush of the Year? We Have Opinions

By Dustin Rowles | Pajiba Love | January 9, 2014 |

By Dustin Rowles | Pajiba Love | January 9, 2014 |

Who’s the next Alison Brie? The next Jennifer Lawrence? The next Anna Kendrick? Folks, I’ve used my powers of prescience, and ticked off the qualification, and I have found the Internet’s next new crush. Join me, before the bandwagon fills up. (Uproxx)

Weird. I never noticed this before. (Dlisted)

There’s going to be a Point Break sequel. I’m sorry. I’m even more sorry that Gerard Butler will be starring in it. You hear that sound? That’s the sound of Patrick Swayze kicking open his coffin. He’s carrying a clipboard, and Gerard Butler’s name is NOT ON IT. (Slashfilm)

One of the Internet’s greatest citizens, Matt Patches, wrote this great piece on how Rain Man became the unexpectedly huge hit it became. (Grantland)

More karaoke stories involving Beyonce should end like horror movies. (VF)

On Malin Akerman’s YIKES dress at last night’s People’s Choice Award: “This is just awkward on her, so desperate, like a lady wrestler trying to break into mainstream acting.” Yep. (GFY)

These guys ask what we’re all wondering: Is it worth holding out hope for Agents of SHIELD? I have officially given up until I’m given a reason to tune back in. (Previously TV)

Here’s why you should love Lena Dunham, unless you don’t, which of course is also OK. (Unreality)

Don’t get the wrong idea, folks. Candace Cameron’s marriage is not submissive in the sexual sense; it’s submissive in the Biblical sense, which makes it totally OK! (Celebitchy)

We were promised these nine movies, and they still haven’t been made. WHERE’S MY ASTEROIDS MOVIE? (FSR)

There’s a looming Velveeta shortage, y’all. I don’t know how my Southern family members will cope with the reverse scurvy. (Slate)

Pssst. Veronica Mars is now on Amazon Prime. Go forth, Marshmallows. (Amazon)

You want to see something horrifying? Here’s a woman soon to have QQQ boobs, who has had so much plastic surgery, her breasts GLOW IN THE DARK. (WG)

Neat! The first and last words of every Doctor Who. (Nerd Approved)

During TylerDFC’s Christmas festivities, he cracked open a volume bound in the finest Corinthian leather and lost himself in a world where a simple wondrous-haired boy from Haggleworth, Iowa could become the greatest news anchorman the city of San Diego had ever seen. As all right thinking men should do, you must devour his review of Ron Burgundy’s Let Me Off at the Top!: My Classy Life and Other Musings. (Cannonball Read 6)

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