Who Isn’t Starring in a New ‘Yellowstone’ Show? Let’s Try That

By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | August 8, 2024 |

By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | August 8, 2024 |

Michelle Pfeiffer has been cast in an all-new Yellowstone spinoff called The Madison. Considering Taylor Sheridan has been pumping out a thousand of these things, let’s just assume this one is set in space. There’s nowhere else to go. “Listen here, Astro Dutton. This crater’s been in our family for generations, and I’ll be goddamned if some Martians think they’re gonna build a— Beth Jr., stop humping them moon rocks! Tarnation.” Did I nail the vibe? I think I nailed the vibe. (Variety)

Jennifer Garner and Fin Affleck went to the DMV to make you feel old. (Lainey Gossip)

Good to know, Brad. Uh, thanks? (Celebitchy)

One-third of Republicans prefer deadly childhood diseases to vaccines. (Wonkette)

Which is why I’m fine with Joe Rogan endorsing RFK Jr. today. That sure as shit isn’t going to eat into Kamala’s votes. (Mediaite)

From Kayleigh: Nathan Rabin is back. Nature is healing. (A.V. Club)

Rings of Power is fully embracing LOTR’s connection to heavy metal. (Gizmodo)

From Petr: “I worked for MrBeast. He’s a sociopath.” (YouTube)

Is Blake Lively jockeying for the Britney Spears biopic? (Page Six)

From Seth: Look at these cute, hardworking good boys and girls! (TikTok)

More Roy Wood Jr. on TV is always a good thing. (THR)

Friday is National Book Lover’s Day. You probably have at least one book in progress already, but if you don’t you can see which books Cannonballers have given 5 stars. What do you plan to read this weekend? (Cannonball Read 16)

I was already aboard the Kamala train, but if she wants to lay out the red carpet like this, I’m not gonna put up a fight. I was fully in the bag, Madam President, but if you insist!

Pro-Palestine protesters just disrupted Kamala's speech in Michigan.

Her response: "If you want Donald Trump to win say that. Otherwise, I’m speaking.” pic.twitter.com/Mf0CdEbDQg

— Read No Shortcuts (@JoshuaPHilll) August 8, 2024