Which Ass-Kicking Babe Would Top Your List For The Planned All-Female Expendables?
Happy Monday ferocious fallopians. I’m just going to leave this headline here without comment: “Other Things Missouri Representative Todd Akin Believes To Be True About The Uterus, Besides Its Ability To “Shut Down” A Legitimate Rape.” (The Awl)
Dustin breaks down the best previews for upcoming fall tv Dramas. My favorite? Obviously the one with buckets of Claire Danes and her crazy eyes. (WG)
Bierce_Ambrose sent along this “best of” body paint link. I’ve included a totally innocuous one, but a few of them are a bit more titillating (yet SFW). (Buzzfeed)
Someone has made a fun little Addams Family portrait comprised of Lannisters. WARNING: super sly book spoiler Thing. Proceed with caution you TV-Only spoilerphobes. (Neatorama)
Apparently, an all-female Expendables flick is in the works. First Showing has a pretty great starter list of who should feature but missed out on the a) most obvious and b) hottest choice. (First Showing)
…Though, really, to make it comparable to the male edition, oughtn’t we cast Helen Mirren, Judi Dench, Maggie Smith, etc.? F*ck me, I would watch that movie.
Comic legend and kick-ass babe Phyllis Diller passed away today. Seriously, Death, back off. (Atlantic)
Speaking of “kick-ass,” check out this delightful encounter between a young man and an elderly gentleman he met in a coffee shop. It’s…it’s just sort of righteous. (Joel Runyon)
If you’re a fan of “Breaking Bad” (or, like me, have awkward, steamy dreams about Aaron Paul), I urge you to check out this fantastic “Breaking Bad” art project at Gallery 1988. (Laughing Squid)
My confusion over Tony Scott’s apparent suicide abated slightly when I learned the director had inoperable brain cancer. That information doesn’t make the loss any less keen. MovieLine has a list of some of his best films you can watch this week in memoriam. You’ll be missed, Mr. Scott but, now and forever, you’re so cool, you’re so cool, you’re so cool. (MovieLine)
The Oldboy cast just got way motherf*cker cooler. (FSR)
How to turn a novel into a movie in four easy steps. Yup, that’s about right. (The High Definite)
Have you seen Bradley Cooper at The Elephant Man? BYO emu jokes, I got nothing. (FilmDrunk)
Finally, here are the three lovely ladies in the running to play Captain America’s love interest in the upcoming Cap sequel. My choice would be the absolutely perfect Felicity Jones. She’s got that Haley Atwell thang. (The Mary Sue)
Joanna Robinson thought Whedon was setting up a Captain America/Robin Scherbatsky romance. Did she dream that?