What the F--k, Jennifer Lopez?
Hello and good afternoon! Did you know that, in 2006, Tom Cruise had never heard of Internet porn, and that Seth Rogen had to tell him about it? (Uproxx) But also, that Tom Cruise’s love of Alias is why J.J. Abrams is a blockbuster director? (Uproxx)
Meanwhile, in Worst Chris news, Priyanka Chopra will play the female lead in his next movie, a film I am pretty sure has been kicking around for a few years. (Lainey) More “scintillating,” however, is the fact that the Worst Chris seems to be on a similar fast-track with his new girlfriend that Chopra is on with the Jonas kid. (LG)
Same, Jennifer Garner. Same. (Celebitchy)
I don’t even understand why Chloe Grace Moretz would be on Kim Kardashian’s “haters” list. Why does Kim Kardashian have a haters list, not that I don’t have one. But there are only two names on it: Seth and TK. (Dlisted)
WTF J.Lo? Wha? Huh? I don’t understand anything anymore. (GFY)
There’s been an Obama/Biden reunion, and it involves a friendship bracelet. Goddamn, these guys are adorable, and it has me waffling again between, “God, please don’t run Biden. PLEASE” and “Well, maybe … I mean. Obama would go out on the stump for him. Biden might even put him on the Supreme Court when RBG retires. I’m just sayin’” (The Root)
The Apatow daughters are a DELIGHT.
Never heard of this show, but I love this anyway.
If you're ever having a bad day, just remember that the voice actors for "Ed, Edd, and Eddy" looked exactly like what you would have hoped they looked like pic.twitter.com/AqsdEJCxyt— Ryan Broderick (@broderick) July 31, 2018
I appreciate that Stephen Colbert took on Les Moonves first thing when he returned from vacation last night. (Vulture)
I love Emily Blunt. I love Dwayne Johnson. I do not love this. (Oh, who am I kidding. Yes, I do. Still gonna hate the movie). (/Film)
Over on the Film School Rejects, they’re celebrating my twin daughters’ favorite movie (both versions!) (FSR)
Dale Hanson is great. I have no idea how he manages to keep his job in conservative Texas, but here he is shit-talking Jerry Jones, and it is fantastic.
I loved The Time Traveler’s Wife. The book. The movie was pretty disappointing. Now we’ll find out how the TV series works, with Steven Moffat running the ship over on HBO. (Collider)
Facebook has uncovered a disinformation campaign that likely originated in Russia. (WP)
As an avid reader, it isn’t unusual for a plot to feel familiar to Tereasa. That’s not always bad, but in Krysten Ritter’s Bonfire, the plot went beyond familiar and into lazy. Ritter’s prose though, was spectacular." She can write, and if she decides to try again, I hope her plot can be as developed as her prose." Do you get frustrated when the writing is good, but the plot is not? (Cannonball Read 10)
Don’t be a dick, Oscar.
nope. https://t.co/73Dg0sjlCI— Oscar the Grouch (@OscarTheGrouch) July 31, 2018
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