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Brace Yourselves: We Are Officially, Uh, Inching Ever Closer to a Trump Dick Pic

By Lainey Bobainey | Pajiba Love | March 6, 2018 |

By Lainey Bobainey | Pajiba Love | March 6, 2018 |

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Part of me thinks Billy Eichner and Tiffany Haddish together in the same room would be a loud-ass nightmare. The OTHER part of me wants nothing more than to hang out in the same loud-ass room with Billy Eichner and Tiffany Haddish! - (LG)

Barbie is getting some new friends and they are diverse, accomplished, and fierce role models - hell yeah! - (Distractify)

As part of Stormy Daniels’ lawsuit against Donald Trump, we have learned that there are pictures involved. Of what nature, we do not yet know, but Twitter believes that it knows:

The embiggening of the Merriam-Webster’s Dictionary included the addition of 850 new words, one of which is “embiggen,” a word that has no relation to the above story. - (Gizmodo)

Another of the 850 additions? “Dumpster Fire” Thanks, 2016/2017. I feel like we owe this one to you! - (Jezebel)

I’m gonna’ skip over Miley’s Viewing Party dress, because, meh, she could and did do better later at the Vanity Fair party. Along with Tatiana Maslany’s gorgeous emerald green and black gown. I reeeeallly like that one! And, frankly, I’m just pleased to see Halsey wearing clothes, so I don’t have much to add there. - (Celebitchy)

I mean, there is ALL the fashion coverage of the Oscars you could possibly want on Go Fug Yourself today, so I’m going to skip it all and let you peruse it at your leisure. Instead, let’s look upon Duchrincess Kate and admire her ability to wear a white coat without spilling shit all over the front of it. That. Is good breeding. The kind that I sorely lack.- (GFY)

First of all, how are there still people even watching The Bachelor? But secondly, holy crap, I guess some messy shit went down on the finale last night and extra messy shit is getting dropped on Twitter today and… goddammit, I’m gonna’ end up watching this season of The Fucking Bachelor, aren’t I? - (Dlisted)

So, you know how Amazon’s upcoming adaptation of Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett’s Good Omens already sounded pretty great? Well it just got even greater. And mustacheier. - (Slashfilm)

Everyone saw the heartwarming, adorable, powerful picture of 2-year-old Parker Curry gazing in wonder at the portrait of Michelle Obama in the National Gallery, yes? Michelle Obama saw it too and met young Miss Curry and had a little dance party! - (The Root)

I’ve seen this making the rounds on Facebook and even though I don’t have kids, I’ve been around enough toddlers for this to resonate. - (McSweeney’s)

Science knows how much money you need to make to be happy. I don’t know if it’s enough to pay your bills or not, but since it’s enough to make you happy, I’m guessing yes? - (PW)

Aquillia was supposed to defend her thesis, but a massive snowstorm meant she had to stay home. Naturally, she chose to read a book, Katherine Arden’s medieval Russian fantasy The Bear and The Nightingale. Though not without its faults, it was the perfect read for the moment. What do you recommend as the perfect book to read in a snowstorm? (Cannonball Read 10)

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