While we’re on the subject of fever dreams, my little hallucinations, have I linked this before? Part of my brain says I have. It’s realistic paintings of childish drawings and the results are equal parts cute and nightmarish. (Go To Public Schools)
On the heels of those super polished covergirl Disney princesses from yesterday, we bring you these f*cked up versions. Snow White is really fun but Alice is my favorite. (Who Killed Bambi)
All you sinister lefties, it turns out there are medical drawbacks to being a southpaw. (WSJ)
Speaking of creepy hands, check out the super photoshopped baby arm on Alyson Hannigan in the new American Pie poster. They tried to recreate the poses from the original poster and sort of failed miserably with her. Sean William Scott on the other hand? A delight then and now. YES I SAID IT. Watch The Rundown when you’re hungover and then tell me I’m wrong. (BioTV)
For all you social media devotees, here’s the new NEW Twitter. Waaaaaaooooooowwww. (Uproxx)
I saw these fantastically creepy ornaments on a few sites today and, lo and behold, it’s my friend Michelle’s Etsy’s shop! And since I am all about cronyism, go check out here page. Buy her off-putting Christmas things! (Madam Macabre)
Come on, that Cthulhu ornament is pretty cute. Speaking of beasties, scientists have discovered a creature with eyes that each housed 16,000 individual lenses. I eagerly anticipate the SyFy film version. (Wired)
Speaking of the sci-fi fantasy realm, here’s a pretty sweet breakdown of the “kinds of magic” in classic fantasy worlds. (io9)
My love of Pre-Raphaelite art coupled with my fangirl feelings for Saoirse Ronan (Have you watched Hanna yet? Why not?) makes this one of my favorite photo shoots of all time. (Tom & Lorenzo)
Are you feeling a little uninspired when it comes to manufacturing the Holiday Spirit? Well this is the article for you. It’s a step by step “how to” on mulling. Basically? You bung a bunch of things in a pot. WITH BOOZE! (Hairpin)
I know most of you don’t care, but I’m heartily pissed that they’re thinking of casting Sascha Baron Cohen in Les Miserables, particularly when they had hit the nail so squarely on the head with Geoffrey Rush. (NY Mag)
Ha! Oh friends, if you thought that link was gay, check out this video of NPH and his husband singing the classic Cole Porter song, “You’re The Top.” I had never considered that interpretation.
David Burtka and NPH "You're the Top" by 1dobiedc
This? This is the best Star Trek-themed local mattress commercial you’ll see all day.
And, finally, the cast of “Community” gets all adorable over on Joel McHale’s “The Soup.” Also? Nick Kroll, you are a national treasure.