I wanted to go wholesome with the headline today, guys. I really did. I had this adorable photo of Danny Pudi and his twins all ready to go. But I couldn’t find an image big enough and now I feel all cheap and tawdry. Anyway, to wipe the tawdriness (and the sinking feeling that this season of “Community” is going to blow) from our minds, check out Danny Pudi and his adorable family. (People)
As far as starting a family goes, I’m not sure how I feel about this “side of a van” proposal. This “basically I was a prat, marry me” proposal. Not my bag, baby. (Telegraph)
In terms of ending things with a flourish, however, I have to applaud this scorned woman who FIRED HER WEDDING RING INTO SPACE. Would that we could all have such dramatic closure. (The Press)
Most people are calling this wedding cake an homage to the recent stupid episode of “Doctor Who” where there were dinosaurs on a spaceship. I prefer to believe that it was made by a Jurassic Park/good episodes of “Doctor Who” lover, like myself. (The Butter End)
Hey you New York nerd types, Ben Folds Five is playing the New York Comic Con. Oh, if I could, I would be there in my shiniest Wonder Woman spandex. (Gothamist)
Who doesn’t like a nice set of photos of cultural icons in drag? Now who else is dream casting a Midnight In Paris spin-off with Hiddleston as Fitzgerald in drag? Just me? Okay. (FlavorWire)
Word is the Romney campaign has benched Ann Romney after she lashed out at reporters last week. I think that’s a d*mn shame mostly because Kate McKinnon killed with her Ann Romney impression on “SNL”. Yes, politics, you are just fodder for my comedy shows. (ABL)
Hey you avid face-bookers, did you know that Zuckerberg is now tracking your every stalkery move? Well, I mean, I’m sure he always was, but now he’s going to let you know that he’s watching what you’re watching. (Uproxx)
I’m guessing Bob Saget and Uncle Joey looked at these “Full House” reunion photos, looked at Stamos, and then looked at their lives and looked at their choices. (Warming Glow)
Movie trailers aren’t usually my beat, baby, but no one has posted this on Pajiba yet and the return of Amy Heckerling, Alicia Silverstone, Krysten Ritter and Justin Kirk’s eyeliner must be praised…even if the movie is about stupid vampires.
Speaking of upcoming movies did y’all know that Turk aka Donald Faison will be in Kick-Ass 2? Oh you did, did you? Well have you seen his adorable superhero costume? No? THOUGHT NOT. Drink it up, muchachos. Dujour means spandex. (Bleeding Cool)
Finally, we started with a Danny and some twins and we’re going to end with one. I know it’s been said before by Dustin and Court but I wanted to state, for the record, “OMG, JONATHAN.”
Joanna Robinson may be crazy, but Vamps looks original-Buffy-movie good.