I LOVE that some celebrities (yes, including Busy Phillips, who I will continue to love all by myself) are going on Cameo for charity to make sure kids get to eat right now while schools are closed. - (Lainey)
As an Official Old Person, I don’t really know anything about TiKTok nor do I care to so don’t try to tell me about it, I DON’T CARE TO KNOW, THANK YOU! It seems as though the folks behind it are dicks, though, I know that much. - (Dlisted)
This cat is very proud of herself, and dammit, she should be! Very clever girl. - (The Dodo)
Good news and bad news: Toilet paper manufacturers are aware of the recent run on their products and trying to get more to you. The bad news is, um, they can’t really make it any faster than they already do. - (The Root)
The latest on Tom Hanks? He’s sluggish, and Rita is kicking his ass in gin.
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Hey folks. Good News: One week after testing Positive, in self-isolation, the symptoms are much the same. No fever but the blahs. Folding the laundry and doing the dishes leads to a nap on the couch. Bad news: My wife @ritawilson has won 6 straight hands of Gin Rummy and leads by 201 points. But I have learned not to spread my Vegemite so thick. I travelled here with a typewriter, one I used to love. We are all in this together. Flatten the curve. Hanx
Facebook keeps deleting COVID-10 articles and marking them as spam. What’s up with that? (Buzzfeed News)
Bezos’s paper reporting on (Bezos’s) Amazon’s failure to respond to warehouse employees’ concerns about the virus is surprising? Come on, Amazon! People are going to depend on your services in the coming months. Take care of your employees! - (WP)
I scoured the Twitter and Facebook to find the bestest most joyful thing on the internet and I think I found it. Enjoy!
we all - and i cannot stress this enough - need this right now. possibly the greatest short film ever made. pic.twitter.com/FzvtrmC70D— Hannah Jane Parkinson (@ladyhaja) March 16, 2020
I’d say Harry, Meghan, and young Archie picked the perfect time to wrap up their duties in the UK and hunker down in Vancouver Island. Excellent timing! - (Celebitchy)
16-year-old Lainey just lost her damn mind! “You’ve got big dreams, you want fame. Well fame costs, and right here is where you start paying; in sweat.”
This is AMAZING!!!! I’m there 💕Debbie Allen Will Teach Free Dance Class Tomorrow from Instagram! https://t.co/2g02GUL6tG— SinnamonS ♥ (@SinnamonS) March 17, 2020
I’ve been working from home for about 5 or 6 years now and I’m pretty used to it. However, for those of you who have recently been sent home to work, you might be finding it a bit difficult. Add in a global pandemic and well, things are just not normal right now. You know what you should do? Play Working From Home During a Global Pandemic BINGO! - (McSweeney’s)
Employers have to be flexible right now. They just do. - (Slate)
Jesus shit, the person(s) who came up with this should be publicly shamed. - (TIB)
I’m not even kidding - who knew marble racing could be so exciting?!
Day 4 with no sports:— CH𓂀IS☥MAS (@davdchristmas) March 15, 2020
Marble1 racing is intense! pic.twitter.com/StgO4fY8VG
Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Lowercasesee really enjoyed Sally Rooney’s debut novel, Conversations with Friends. "It doesn’t feel like Rooney is trying to tell some Great Truth, she’s trying to tell a story and maybe she cares a little bit if you like it." Have you read either of this up-and-coming Irish writer’s novels? (Cannonball Read 12)
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