Joanna Robinson made a list of 48 Reasons Why It’s a Great Time to Be a Woman on Television which is basically her chance to make a list and make a lof ot gifs and it’s, predictably, awesome. (Vanity Fair)
Meg Ryan and John Cougar Mellencamp have split. I didn’t even know they were dating. Did you know they were dating? (People)
Star Lord Chris Pratt visited another children’s hospital yesterday. Come on, Pratt. You’re making all the other celebrities — and the rest of the human race — look bad. (TMS)
Judi Dench is joining Benedict Cumberbatch for Richard III. All is right in the world. (THR)
Bieber shaved his rat-stache. He took pictures, because the world needs to know. Five years from now, when he’s sending out selfies of his needle burns and meth teeth, people aren’t going to care as much. (Dlisted)
The first tease is our for AHS: Horror Story. Creeeeeeepy. (/Film)
Jessica needs help deciding if this Jamie King outfit is Fug or Fab. I’m honestly leaning fab, but I don’t know squat about fashion. Jesus take the wheel! (GFY)
Rumor has it that Zac Efron and Michelle Rodriguez have broken up. Because he went to work on a movie and has no time for partying. Yay for the second part. (Lainey Gossip)
Not as sad: Mariah and Nick Cannon are done. (Lainey)
Brooke Meuller’s former assistant is suing her because she turned him into a drug mule and a list of other really bad things. I think he was an idiot to work for her for two years, but what do I know? (DListed)
The 501st accepted JJ Abrams ALS Ice Bucket Challenge. And no getting on them about the water. It’s a great cause, and this many Star Wars nerds getting water dumped on them is amazing. (Fashionably Geek)
Chris Martin and Jennifer Lawrence are doing dating stuff. Birthday dates. Martha’s Vineyard. You know. Stuff. Bedhead makes it sound cool. (Celebitchy)
Kurt Sutter has let spill how many more people are going to die on this season of Sons Of Anarchy. Dustin thinks he may be trolling everyone and has his own theory. (WG)
Because this August has been a huge ball of suck for a lot of us, here’s the Parks and Rec season 3 gag reel. It has singing, dancing and PONIES.
Geek Girl Diva wants it to be September because this month blows and next month is her birthday.