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"Two and a Half Men" Creator Thinks TV Has Reached "Labia Saturation"; Felicia Day Begs to Differ

By Dustin Rowles | Pajiba Love | April 2, 2012 |

By Dustin Rowles | Pajiba Love | April 2, 2012 |

Damn You Autocorrect, the website the compiles the best of the world’s smart phone autocorrect gaffes has put together the best 25 of the site’s first year. As always, you will laugh until either you cry or you wee yourself. (DYAC)

A few weeks ago, we raised a fuss about the fact that employers were asking interviewees for their Facebook passwords so they could peruse their entire goddamn page before making a hiring decision. Now, a teacher’s aide has been fired for not handing hers over. Zuckerberg: You’ve created an Orwellian monster. (ZDNet via Dave Chen)

Speaking of Dave Chen, TK will be posting our “Game of Thrones” discussion posts on Tuesday, but if you prefer your discussion via the pleasant auditory sensations of our own Joanna Robinson, she and Chen have teamed up for a “Game of Thrones” weekly podcast. METAL UP YOUR ASS. (Slashfilm)

Look everyone! An Avengers movie poster featuring all your favorite superheroes in LEGO Form. (Nerd Approved)

But what’s better than LEGO Avengers? An Avengers in which all the cast is played by Nic Cage. NOT THE BEES. (Uproxx)

It’s Chevy Chase is an Asshole Day! Here’s Mike Ryan’s brief history of Chevy Chase being a dick. (HuffPo)

Speaking of dicks, Slash explains why Guns n’ Roses won’t be playing at their Hall of Fame induction: Because Axl Rose hates his breathing guts. (Rolling Stone)

In kind of a good news, bad news sitch: The documentary Bully had a huge bow over the weekend, and since Weinstein has milked all the publicity he could out of the MPAA ratings cock-up, he’s now contemplating releasing a PG-13 version. Here’s the details. (Movieline)

Seriously, Jeff Daniels: You cannot be the lead in one of the smartest looking shows of the year and then turn around and agree to do Dumb and Dumber 2. WHAT KIND OF MESSAGE ARE YOU SENDING OUR CHILDREN? (FilmStage)

Before anyone gets the silly idea in their head, no: Neither The Hunger Games nor Jennifer Lawrence will receive any sort of Academy Awards attention. (Ropes of Silicon)

Look: Mitt Romney gets pranked on April Fool’s Day. OLD WHITE GUYS, YOU ARE ADORABLE. (Videogum)

Megadeath frontman Dave Mustaine is a birther, because OF COURSE HE IS. He also thinks Santorum would be the next JFK. Dear Dave: You’re an idiot. (Uproxx)

I don’t know who put the bug up the Internet’s ass, but why is it that suddenly everyone hates April Fool’s Day? Cynical bunch of buzzkill motherfuckers. Is it lame? Sure, quite often. But loosen up, man. If someone wants to engage with the spirit of the holiday, you ain’t gotta mellow a bro’s harsh, yo. What do you do when the kids come up to your place on Halloween? “Candy’s for losers, asshole”? If it ain’t your bag, check out. You ain’t gotta be pissing in everyone’s Cheerios. Anyway, here’s a rundown of all of what you missed yesterday around the nets. (Unreality)

Here are some robots covering the Beatle’s “Come Together,” and you know what? It sounds better than most of today’s autotuned bullshit. (Geekologie)

What? I didn’t even know Bruce Willis was involved with a new woman. Apparently, he now also has a newborn. Good luck with that, Bruce. I’m sure you’ll do the 2 a.m., and the 5 a.m. feedings all by yourself. (Celebitchy)

For our “Doctor Who” fans, here are five ways to know whether you are, in fact, a Time Lord. (Buzzfeed)

This is going to make the rounds, and hopefully, someone on staff will work up a nice rant-y response piece, but Lee Aronsohn — the guy behind “Two and a Half Men” — thinks there is too much vagina on television. And I quote: “Enough ladies. I get it. You have periods.” Aronsohn, if I were you, I’d slowly back away from PLANET EARTH, you dipshit. (Cinemablend)

Finally, Felicia Day has a music video out, in which she actually sings. It’s super fucking dorky, and also super fucking sexy. Basically, it’s the best.

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