Have you picked out your Halloween costume yet? If not, no worries, Amazon has you covered! Wait, let me be more specific; Amazon has you covered if you’re a fucking racist jag. - (Amazon)
Ooooh, but here are some Halloween mask ideas that are good for your skin! - (Revelist)
John Roberts is the White House Correspondent for television’s most watched cable news network.
We'll have to agree to disagree. As long as HRC operates as a "shadow President", what she says carries relevance and weight.— John Roberts (@johnrobertsFox) October 16, 2017
Check out that Twitter Ratio, folks. At publication time, it’s 1457 replies to 44 likes. That Ratio is Chris Cillizza, record-setting levels. I also suspect that at least half of those “likes” come from people like me who bookmark Tweets to come back to them.
I think we all wish she were Shadow President, because it’s better than having a Prez who jokes that his V.P. wants to “hang all gays.” (HuffPo)
Princess Kate got to meet AND dance with Paddington Bear. Soo cuuute! - (GFY)
Lisa Bloom didn’t jump off the Weinstein train early enough. Before she finally bailed, she (ALLEGEDLY) tried to
bribe monetarily incentivize Rose McGowan to join her on the “Harvey’s a good dude and he’s changed his wicked wicked ways” bandwagon. Ewww. - (Dlisted)
If you live in one of nine US states come January of 2018, you’ll need a passport to fly DOMESTICALLY. Yep. That’s how backward and fucked up air travel has become that some states’ state-issued IDs or driver’s license aren’t sufficient to fly within their own country. *sigh* - (Esquire)
The United States as a whole may be moving backward, but California is moving forward at least. They’ve become the first state to allow non-binary genders on official state-issued IDs. - (TMS)
Speaking of moving forward (or maybe backward) Jenny Slate and Chris Evans are hanging out together again. Are they dating? Don’t know. But I hope they’re having fun together, whatever they’re doing. - (LG)
Basically, unless they’re contractually obligated, no one wants to go on Megyn Kelly’s portion of Today. Because she’s the worst. - (Celebitchy)
John Mayer is turning 40, so he bought himself a present (because he doesn’t have any friends? Merely speculating) to mark the occasion: A diamond encrusted chain bearing a likeness of The Dude. You’re out of your element, Johnny. - (People)
Two of the prettiest people got married in one of the prettiest places. - (VF)
Did you know that for a brief time the Osage tribe was the wealthiest group of people in the United States? The story of the Osage was completely unfamiliar to Jeverett15 before he picked up David Grann’s Killers of the Flower Moon, which is now a National Book Award Finalist. "Based on years of research and startling new evidence, the book is a masterpiece of narrative nonfiction…" The National Book Award winners will be announced on November 15th, have you read any of the finalists? (Cannonball Read 9)