Tori Amos Fights the Patriarchy & Sweetly Shades Miley Cyrus
Matt LeBlanc is a total sweetheart, and he’s been up to all sorts of quiet, post Friends stuff. He does admit to using the “How you doin’?” line to pick up some chicks over the years. (WG)
Jessica Alba would like everyone to know that she did not sleep her way to the top. Just in case you were wondering. Oh look, there’s her ass in a bikini. No correlation. (Dlisted)
This love letter to The Fifth Element will make you fall in love with Leeloo all over again. (Unreality)
Brian Singer would like it very much if everyone stopped comparing the Disney-owned Marvel Studios The Avengers films with the Fox-owned X-men franchise. He will, however, accept comparisons if he can have Iron Man in the next movie. (TMS)
Charlie Sheen and Rihanna are feuding on Twitter. #notwinning. (Lainey)
Remember that Jennifer Lawrence story about vomiting at Madonna’s Oscar party and looking up to see Miley Cyrus telling her to “get it together”? Miley says “that never happened.” Who do you believe? (Celebitchy)
Aishwarya Rai can wear anything and still remain one of the most ravishing women on the planet. (GFY)
Everyone hates it when I mention the Kardashian Klan in Pajiba Love, but fair warning: Kim’s wedding to Kanye West is this weekend. Avoid the internet, or you’ll see it everywhere. And in 72 days? Perhaps we’ll have another divorce situation. (INO)
A Godzilla/Pacific Rim mashup trailer was inevitable. (Slashfilm)
Hey, kids. The metric system might be a big fat lie. (MF)
Tori Amos is back and taking on the patriarchy again. She also shades Miley’s “shock factor” but does it in the nicest manner possible. Tori makes some really strong points. I just hope her new album is better than the last few. (Elle)
Adam Sandler admits that his awful movies are just paid vacations. Is anyone shocked by this? (Uproxx)
Let’s end the week with a charming story about a man who tried to
make a deposit have sex with an ATM. This story would have been much better if this dude looked like Patrick Bateman. (TSG)
Katy Perry’s “diva” tour rider sounds perfectly reasonable. Huh. (EB)
A Cook’s Tour is the pretty standard Anthony Bourdain blend of offensive humor, drinking stories, and gratuitous food pr0n, but lefaquin says “Bourdain has a knack of making places come to life — in beautiful and ugly ways.” Check out her review and see if this standard Bourdain fare is to your tastes. (Cannonball Read 6)
Jimmy Kimmel’s “Celebrities Read Mean Tweets” never gets old. Ethan Hawke, Matthew McConaughey, and Gary Oldman really make this installment.
Bedhead lives in Tulsa. She can be found at Celebitchy.com.
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