George Zimmerman, this is your future. Or at least, if your life follows the pattern of these nine other famous acquitted defendants. (Mental Floss)
Mads Mikkelsen talks about his first ever celebrity encounter (David Bowie) in the 1980s. (Vulture)
Aaron Sorkin’s “The Newsroom” is back for a second season. Dustin recaps and wonders, “[W]hat the hell happened to Maggie in Uganda? (Warming Glow)
Kanye West has partnered with a French fashion house to bring you A.P.C. Kanye, so you can dress just like him. Starting with this $248 plain sweatshirt. (Buzzfeed)
Last week, we discussed the photographic evidence of Bradley Cooper and Gerard Butler’s Wimbledon bromance. Now you can relive the awesomeness in GIF form. (Videogum)
Is Kristen Stewart “quietly dating” Michael Pitt? The Twihards won’t like this. (Celebitchy)
After the current-event news that came down this weekend (*cough*), we could all use a heartwarming story, and I am happy to oblige. Young Hazel Hammersley, who was diagnosed in April with Stage 3 Neuroblastoma, sent out a plea from the window of her hospital room for pizza. The photo of her window sign went viral. (Hope For Hazel on Facebook)
As a result, Hazel has received over 20 pizzas (as well as donations to her foundation), and Children’s Hospital of Los Angeles sends out its thanks but says there’s now more pizza in Hazel’s room than anyone could possibly eat. (WeTreatKidsBetter.org)
Now for some bad news: Lady Gaga’s boobs are back out on the street again. (Go Fug Yourself)
Some enterprising soul has undercovered 10 minutes of b-roll footage from Paul Thomas Anderson’s Boogie Nights. Groovy. (Slashfilm)
What should we as an audience expect from Pacific Rim 2? Here are some spoilerific guesses. (Film School Rejects)
Sorry to disappoint, but Tom Hiddleston is not really wearing a Lisa Frank t-shirt as depicted in this photo. A clever Photoshop artist (and obvious elementary-school attendee of the 1980s) defaced the clothing of several celebs, and the results vary. (The Mary Sue)
Well, of course Armond White loved Grown Ups 2, and he actually articulates that “there are moments … that are so kindly … it reveals Sandler’s basic, misunderstood Utopianism.” Right. (Film Drunk)
Forget about Mario. Let’s all wish a happy 30th birthday to the underappreciated Luigi. (Kotaku)
Don’t worry about Mariah Carey, y’all. She may have recently dislocated her shoulder, but she is currently sporting the most glamourous arm slings ever. (DListed)
If you were ever wondering what it was like to receive a death stare from Shia LaBeouf, this video shall satisfy your enduring curiosity.
In all fairness, this extra footage shows what led up to the staring incident.
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