Tom Cruise is Bringing Crazy Back (Again), Plus Thoreal is Worth It
Here’s a list of book recommendations based upon your (yes, you) favorite television programs. I’ve only caught a few of these shows, but now my Kindle wish list has grown substantially. (Vulture)
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson signed on for Seal Team 666. Yes it will probably be awful, but the man is made of sexy teflon. (Film Drunk)
Dustin has collected a group of amazingly out-of-touch quotes from network executives. My favorite? “This suicide scene is too dark.” - Lifetime (Warming Glow)
I don’t know where this Thoreal ad originated, but it’s so clever and funny. Love it. (Omar Doom)
Chris Hemsworth promotes Thor 2: The Dark World by talking about his joy of fatherhood. Smart guy. Family men are very important in courting the female demographic. (People)
Justin Bieber’s Brazilian gal pal, Tati Neves, tries to clear up the misconception that she’s a lady of the night and fails miserably. (DListed)
The clumsy-chick romcom trope must die. (Uproxx)
A Hunger Games Subway tie-in: bad idea. (TMS)
Lots of people have tattoos of Will Farrell. (Buzzfeed)
Why are puppies born with eyes closed? (Mental Floss)
Courtney Love says she gets a lot of offers for sex from guys who want to play Kurt Cobain in a biopic. That’s kinda creepy. (Grantland)
Producers made Cameron Diaz re-record all of her dialogue for The Counselor because she sounded too much like Rihanna. (Slashfilm)
Crazy Tom Cruise is back, people. I feel a little bad for him about this one particular tabloid headline, but he’s only putting his arrogance and Scientology insanity on display in the deposition transcript for his new lawsuit. (Celebitchy)
I know this sounds terribly mean, but Duchess Kate’s curtain hair is so distracting that I can’t see anything but a cocker spaniel wearing a killer coat in this photo. (Go Fug Yourself)
Using Pokemon to teach safe sex is a great idea. Because a lot of people will be scared off by the thought of having kids who will possibly like Pokemon. Oh, I give up. (Kotaku)
Here’s a bittersweet video of labradors (my own lab is very sick) being awesome. The witness laughter is kind of annoying, so I suggest you hit the “mute” button before starting. The video also gets better as it rolls.
Agent Bedhead lives in Tulsa. She & her little black heart can be found at celebitchy.com.
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