This story of a drunk Harry Styles attempting to have a conversation with Tom Hanks is my new favorite thing. Remember the SNL sketch The Chris Farley Show, where Farley would interview celebrities but all his questions were just asking Paul McCartney “Remember when you were in the Beatles?” THAT’S HOW HARRY STYLES TALKS TO PEOPLE. (Lainey)
Now that Tobey Maguire is single and Leonardo DiCaprio has a v. serious girlfriend, Tobey wants to be the new head of the
Pussy Posse Wolfpack. Good luck with that, Tobey. (DListed)
Anna Faris says she gets now why pet adoption groups don’t want you giving your dogs away when you get tired of them. (Celebitchy)
Trump’s transition team decided to announce that Elton John would be playing the inauguration without asking him first and Elton basically responded with a big “hahahahaha no.” (Vulture)
Tove Lo (a singer I’d never heard of but now can never forget) wore a vaguely almost NSFW dress that is so see-through you can see straight to her innards. Is it weird that I kind of really want this in a non-transparent version? Like, I’d wear a fallopian cotton tunic. (Go Fug Yourself)
If you need a Thanksgiving soundtrack, this song supposedly reduces anxiety by up to 65%. It did make me super sleepy. (Inc)
This is also a great tactic, although probably won’t lessen anyone’s stress.
Relative praising Trump? Time them. When they're done, tell them you're donating $5 for each minute they talked to Planned Parenthood— Mara Wilson (@MaraWilson) November 23, 2016
I love these stories of how all the Gilmore Girls roles were cast, although fair warning, any mention of Ed Herrmann will obviously make you cry. (Vanity Fair)
Please, PLEASE can we keep him?
H/T to reader Melissa for the disappointment I felt when I realized these Iron Giant Legos don’t actually exist yet. Please let these get made! (Lego Ideas)
If you’re making food bank donations, remember to think about what the recipients might actually want and need. (BuzzFeed)
And while you’re in the giving mood (in this time of historical taking), maybe also consider a donation to the Dakota Access Pipeline protesters. It kind of seems like the very least we could do. (Jezebel)
If you’re participating in #CannonBookClub on 12/1, are you almost done reading The Count of Monte Cristo? Have you watched any of the movie adaptations? It’s long, so you don’t have to finish the book to participate. FaintingViolet has come up with some topics for discussion like, how would you adapt the book into a 2 hour movie? What would you cut or keep? Can it be done? (Cannonball Read 8)
Last Friday I replaced the regular cute animals with demon robot ocean snakes and it broke everything. I’ve learned my lesson. Back to cats, it is.
Happy Thanksgiving coming early with cat love 🦃💕😸 pic.twitter.com/Toh4cTr0iD— Moshow (@iammoshow) November 23, 2016
We’re off tomorrow and mostly gone Friday. I hope you all have a tryptophantastic weekend!