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Tim Allen Is a Miserable Tool

By Ursula Scully | Pajiba Love | June 12, 2019 |

By Ursula Scully | Pajiba Love | June 12, 2019 |


Can’t Pixar, like, digitally recreate Buzz Lightyear’s voice so that Tim Allen can be removed from the Toy Story franchise? (Celebitchy)

After Yelp tried to extort this chef, he offered his customers a 25% discount on pizza for 1-star Yelp reviews, which earned him the distinction of being the “worst-rated restaurant on Yelp”. Well played, sir. (The Hustle)

The oral history of Vincent D’Onofrio’s Men In Black performance. (Vulture)

I share this with some trepidation because I’m like 90% certain that an ad agency is behind this, but it brought me joy for about 4.7 seconds, and I hope it brings some joy to you as well. (Instagram)

This is the first I’m hearing of the Drake and Chris Brown collaboration, and I am so disappointed in Drake. Why, boo? WHY? (Lainey Gossip)

Have you heard of the 2008 fire that swept through Universal Studios Hollywood, nearly destroying the world’s largest record collection? (NYT)

Oh! Hey! Yet another excellent reason to stay the hell out of Times Square. Thanks, Krispy Kreme. (Dlisted)

This entire article felt all too familiar to me, but it’s really worth a read: “Women continue to bear the burden of men’s emotional lives, and why wouldn’t they? For generations, men have been taught to reject traits like gentleness and sensitivity, leaving them without the tools to deal with internalized anger and frustration.” (Harpers Bazaar)

No one in the world besides Tessa Thompson could pull off this lewk. (GFY)

You know that one thing that you say to your significant other to get under their skin? For me, it’s telling my husband that “Smooth” is the greatest Santana song ever. He threatens to divorce me every time I say it. It’s fun! So needless to say, I really, really appreciate this article, which explains how “Smooth” became the mega-hit that it did. Man, this song is a banger. (Rolling Stone)

This post is very timely because I just ordered an Elizabeth Warren t-shirt and spent quite some time in her online store looking through various designs (I’m kicking myself for not getting the If You Don’t Have A Seat At The Table, You’re Probably On The Menu kitchen apron). I truly do wonder how some campaigns can’t manage to hire a decent marketing team. Merch is important! (Current Affairs)

Fuck Brett Kavanaugh. Fuck Amy Chua. And fuck all the rah-rah tiger mom bullshit. These people are grifters. Every single one of them. (The Cut)

Friends. Pajibans. Our own beloved Sarah Carlson shared some terrible news today. Her mom was diagnosed with stage 4 colon and liver cancer and she doesn’t have health insurance. If you can, please consider donating. We love you, Sarah! 💗 (Go Fund Me)

Bronte1848 enjoys books that giver her glimpses into other cultures. In Kevin Kwan’s Rich People Problems, the main foreign culture is extremely wealthy people and also a few Asian cultures. "The most difficult part for me to follow was the food, which is a central part of the book. If I wasn’t so interested in finding out what happened next I would have Googled the food to better visualize them." Have you read Kevin Kwan’s series, or are you waiting for the movie sequels to come out? (Cannonball Read 11)

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