This Valentine's Day, Watch Jennifer Aniston Rub Herself All Over Your Movie Boyfriend
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY! Pajiba is for lovers, did you know that? Well it surely is. And given that you’re film lovers, let’s celebrate The Most Romantic movie of all time. Bar none. End of story. I will brook no argument. Also, look, wine! (MovieLine)
If you liked our “Game Of Thrones” post last night, you’ll love these Valentines. I want one that says “I gave her a horse heart, she gave me a pen.” (Warming Glow)
Some wacky zookeepers have set up a Leopard Kissing Booth and filmed it for your amusement. Listen, I’m beginning to suspect there’s not a huge difference between zookeepers and crazy ladies who dress up their cats. (Laughing Squid)
For a little geeky eye candy, this V-Day, may I suggest these high fashion X-Men sketches? Hellloooooo Kitty Pryde. (Unreality)
For the undying romantics among you, rest assured, no matter how long you’ve planned or how hard you’ve worked on your sweetheart’s Valentine’s gift, these folks have you beat. I mean, did you build her one of the Seven Wonders Of The World? No you did not. (Smithsonian)
Speaking of jaw-dropping monuments, I know not everyone here is a Christina Hendricks fan. I’ve even heard some of you claim she would look better if she put her rack away every once in a while. Here’s photographic proof that You People are the worst. (Tom & Lorenzo)
Speaking of stacked ladies, the gorgeous and talented Kate Winslet also kind of hates Titanic. Stars! They’re just like us. (USA Today)
Also, Kate wants to be your Valentine. She just doesn’t know it yet.
In less salacious Valentine’s news, my old pal Nick did this in his bookstore last night. Just for nerds like you. (Drinks With Nick)
Speaking of you book lovers, here’s an insanely creepy yet interesting collection of composite sketches of famous literary characters. Yup, that killed my Mr. Rochester boner right there. (The Composites)
And for you music lovers, here’s the line-up for this year’s Bonnaroo. You can hear the artists on a Spotify playlist or listen to ESPN’s John Anderson, of all people, announce the kick ass bands. It’s a great line-up. (Bonnaroo)
Are any of my fellow TV nerds excited about “Awake”? I the entire Pajiba staff has their knickers in an anticipatory twist. Don’t let us down, NBC, you bastards. Here are the first 7 minutes. (Pop Culture Brain)
Finally, I believe Paul Rudd’s goofy faces make these skeevy Terry Richardson photos worthwhile. Yup, Rudd is so adorable he provides a perfect counterbalance to his Anistonishingly nubile and annoying co-star. (Celebitchy)
Alright, you love cats and sex kittens, here are three Valentine’s themed videos. I’m sorry, I’m a sap, so this is what you get. First? An amazing cinematic mash-up of a Bryan Adams classic.
Secondly, Hollywood says I love you.
That last video ended with cinema’s coolest Joanna giving a kiss. I give you all kisses and want to tell you I love you…in a hundred languages. Have a wondrous day. And if you can’t be with the one you love, honeys, love the glove you’re with.
(Joanna Robinson enjoys the way everyone says “I Love You.” Except Ted Mosby. That clown can eat a bag of d*cks.)