Wait? Danica Patrick is dating Aaron Rodgers now? That’s fantastic! Danica Patrick’s opening monologue at the ESPYs, however, was not so fantastic. (Lainey)
You either get engaged in a month and married a month later these days, or you have an off-again, on-again relationship for years, am I right, Miley? She and Lesser Hemsworth have reportedly called it off again. (Celebitchy) WAIT! WAIT A MINUTE. Nevermind. Miley and Liam have shut down those rumors. (Dlisted)
Meanwhile, RPatz may have a new girlfriend, and I approve! (The Pajiba blessing is clearly what they were waiting for before they could call if official). (DListed)
There’s a teaser trailer for The Walking Dead season 9 and LOOK JERRY IS MAKING OUT. Fuck you, I’m excited. Don’t steal my joy! (Uproxx)
Remember that terrifying Julia Roberts laugh GIF from a few years ago?
Here’s Evangeline Lilly making a similar face. (GFY)
In a rare show of bipartisan support, America got together (or, the Senate did, at least) and resolved, 98-0, not to allow Russia to question our diplomats, officials, or members of the Armed Service. Great job, Congress! You’ve passed a resolution that, until a year and a half ago, no one would have ever considered necessary.
On the other hand, it appears as though Trump and Putin’s bromance will continue.
BREAKING: White House: Trump asked national security adviser to invite Putin to Washington for fall meeting, discussions underway.— The Associated Press (@AP) July 19, 2018
DNI Dan Coats found out … on stage. He seemed … bewildered. We live in remarkable times.
Director of National Intelligence Dan Coats informed on stage at Aspen Security Forum that the Trump administration has invited Vladimir Putin to the White House.— ABC News Politics (@ABCPolitics) July 19, 2018
"Say that again," he responds. https://t.co/FZ5WmbwnUU pic.twitter.com/UJy822WH2f
Stephen King is vacation read royalty. Buenogato reviews his newest book, The Outsider. The book is, "at least two novels, imperfectly grafted. The first-and best-centers on a Little League baseball coach arrested for a terrible violation: the rape and murder of an 11-year-old boy." Is a lesser King better than your average vacation read? (Cannonball Read 10)
If I unregister to vote, will Michelle Obama knock on my door and ask me to re-register to vote? (Essence)
Bro, we agreed we'd both wear the costumes… pic.twitter.com/hhAj5eRhfd— Jemaine Clement (@AJemaineClement) July 19, 2018
Just FYI: Mark Duplass apologized for that tweet, but whatever you do, do not check Ben Shapiro’s Twitter feed today.
It was a lot funnier the first time I read this headline and thought it said Nathan Fielder: CAN NATHAN FILLION WILL AN ‘UNCHARTED’ MOVIE INTO EXISTENCE? (FSR)
Guess what happens if you search for “Idiot” on Google? (You get one guess. YOU’RE RIGHT) (The Root)
I have had a tab open for three days with this fantastic Aubrey Plaza compilation of talk-show appearances, and I don’t know what else to do with it, so here you go, folks. She’s a weird, weird person, and that is clearly a large part of her appeal.