Did you guys know that it’s “an established fact that Taylor Swift is secretly a Nazi and is simply waiting for the time when Donald Trump makes it safe for her to come out and announce her Aryan agenda to the world”? FACTS! Don’t you just love to learn? (The Superficial)
The man who was behind the hack, theft, and distribution of celebrities’ private pictures has pleaded guilty. However, from the sound of it, and we’ve covered this here before, that last “distribution” bit was left off the plea agreement. And that’s kind of a big part of this, no? (Billboard)
Back in 1995, Angelina Jolie chose Foxfire over The Craft. What an entirely different movie that would have been. Other actresses who were almost the lead in The Craft: Alicia Silverstone and a 12-year-old Scarlett Johansson. (Celebitchy)
This trailer for Nicholas Hoult’s rom-com-turned-Jason-Statham-car-chase is BANANAS. (Lainey)
Jay-Z wants us all to know that Lemonade is still a popular drink. (DListed)
I am a big fan of Amy Schumer’s troll analysis.
I meant to write "good morning trolls!" I hope you find some joy in your lives today in a human interaction and not just in writing unkind things to a stranger you've never met who triggers something in you that makes you feel powerless and alone. This is how I look. I feel happy. I think I look strong and healthy and also like miss trunchbull from Matilda. Kisses!
I saw Anne Hathaway’s droopy flowers (NOT A EUPHEMISM) and thought she looked like she was in costume to audition for another terrible Alice in Wonderland movie. Then I looked at the wall behind her. Is it Friday yet? (Go Fug Yourself)
Here’s an interesting discussion on our hopes for Captain America getting a boyfriend. (Inverse)
A short time ago, in a brewery not so far away… The theme for the annual OHS #PugCrawl was decided! STAR WARS: The Pug Awakens Everyone is welcome on Sunday, May 22 at Portland Brewing Company Taproom! The Parade of #Pugs is open to pugs and pug mixes, and is your chance to show off your pug's best #StarWars themed costume. More details coming soon at oregonhumane.org/pugcrawl #thepugawakens #pugsinspace #pdx #portland #pugarazzi
Yesterday, I linked to some Overwatch porn (YOU’RE WELCOME, PERVS). For balance, here’s a little girl’s idea for a new character, which the game’s artists liked so much they made real. (It also has one of my favorite URLs ever.) (Polygon)
Reading a book series can be like having a relationship, and not all relationships end well. After a phenomenal beginning, melanir was disappointed by the last book of Cathrynne Valente’s Fairyland series. Maybe the author was overwhelmed by the oddness of her world, maybe she didn’t trust herself to write for middle-schoolers. Have you read a series that got off to a great start but ended badly? (Cannonball Read 8)