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The (Lame) Jennifer Lawrence Backlash Begins, Plus Plenty Of Shirtless Males (Good & Bad)

By Agent Bedhead | Pajiba Love | March 8, 2013 |

By Agent Bedhead | Pajiba Love | March 8, 2013 |

Jamie Lynn Spears, the 21-year-old sister of Britney, has just gotten engaged for the second time. From the looks of this guy, Jamie Watson, I say that she should skip this one and marry number three. It would be great if young people listened to their elders who try to warn them against early nuptuals, but I guess I didn’t listen either. (Pop on the Pop)

Leonardo DiCaprio reveals his mantra: “Pain is temporary, film is forever.” You know, I’m not even a Leo fan, but I have to admit that he was an excellent villain in Django Unchained and deserved an Oscar nomination at the very least. It’s okay though — Leo is drowning his sorrows somewhere on a yacht while surrounded by gorgeous VS models. (HuffPo)

Selena Gomez’s dad used to take her to Hooters when she was seven years old because all of the waitresses thought she was so cute. She still dryly describes the experience as quality bonding time. (Jezebel)


If you love cooking simple recipes as demonstrated by a cute blonde from Austin who sort of looks like Lisa Kudrow, please check out my friend Hilah Johnson’s cooking show. She was actually able to quit her day job last year and do this full time, so she must be at least a little bit good at which she does. Trust me, she IS good. (Hilah Cooking)

It seems that Mia Farrow is finally getting with the electronic age and learning to delete Woody’s presence online via an eradication app. Can you really blame her? Dude is married to his freaking adopted daughter now. How enduringly gross. (Page Six)

The lovely Chrissy Teigen is doing her best to get herself banned on Instagram by posting a nude photo of herself getting a spray tan. Then she realized how much she was actually revealing when she blew up the photo on her computer. She’s so damn funny. (Daily Mail)


If you thought looking at Chrissy Teigen naked was a good thing, well, I offer you the above photo of Justin Bieber shirtless from inside his hospital room. The Biebs passed out after a concert in London last night, but as you can see, he’s just fine now. For him, I mean. (Vulture)

I cannot explain my inexplicable attraction to Russell Brand, who is clearly a smelly, STD-ridden man, but I still find him attractive even when he was a young junkie. Mind you, I’d never actually touch the guy. I just want him to call me and say naughty things in his fetching accent. (Seriously? OMG! WTF?)

The tabloids are already fabricating Jennifer Lawrence’s downfall into some hellish downward, Lohan-esque spiral. According to the excerpted article, JLaw has everyone worried because she smoked pot in the privacy of a hotel suite, and she held hands with her female friend, so … lesbian scandal time. (Celebitchy)

This essay entitled “Nora Ephron’s Final Act” (by Norah’s son, Jacob Bernstein) is well worth reading. I won’t even try to do it justice with a lame joke. (Warming Glow)


To make up for the shirtless Bieber pic earlier, I offer you a story of Matthew McConaughey shirtless at Whole Foods. They even tried to kick him out! Don’t they know that the essence of McConaughey is shirtlessness? (Film Drunk)

Tina Fey has exposed the dark world of mommy boards and mommy blogging to the masses. I can’t say I disagree with her at all. The most judgy people in the entire world are parents while they assess other people’s parenting skills or lack thereof. (Lainey Gossip)

Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore, and Reese Witherspoon are currently enjoying a girls’ vacation in Mexico. Well, two of them are burping and farting even more than usual, and one of them is pretending that she doesn’t mind the odor. I think we know who belongs to which camp. (People)

Here’s a performance video of Trent Reznor, Dave Grohl, and Josh Homme performing “Mantra” in the studio. I still love Nine Inch Nails with the fury of a thousand old-school Reznors, but it was a lot more fun when the Rez would snort a bunch of coke and destroy all of the keyboards. (Nine Inch Nails Tumblr)

If you’ve ever found yourself growing irritated at the latest Taylor Swift earworm — seriously, even Target is playing this shit all the time — then you can take comfort in this “goat” version of “Troubled.” (Ghost of a Flea)

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