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The Jessica Simpson and Natalie Portman Twitter Spat That Never Was

By Lainey Bobainey | Pajiba Love | December 5, 2018 |

By Lainey Bobainey | Pajiba Love | December 5, 2018 |


I fully intended to drag Trump for his pissy toddler attitude at GHWB’s funeral today, but I don’t really need to say anything. This says it much better than I could. - (Very Smart Brothas)

Disgusting-ass sexual assaulter Les Moonves might end up with a big ol’ honkin’ NOTHING from CBS in his exit package. Wonder if Julie Chen Moonves will still stand by her man then? - (Dlisted)

Natalie Portman said something about back-in-the-day Jessica Simpson’s bikini, which led to Jessica Simpson taking issue with Natalie Portman on Twitter, which led to Natalie Portman dragging Simpson’s ass all up and down social media apologizing for the misunderstanding. (Vulture)

Samantha Bee, Love Actually, and Jeff Goldblum. It’s like this was made FOR Pajibans. - (AVC)

Jeff Goldblum was in The Fly and Joan Collins believes her deceased sister Jackie visits her as a fly. How’s that for a segue? Smoooooth! - (Celebitchy)

Rudy Giuliani made a typo in a tweet; not a huge deal in itself, it happens to all of us. But then a digital marketing director in Atlanta had fun with it. And because Rudy is just as bright as his boss, he then blamed Twitter for it. - (WashPost)

Kristy said, “So we are all Margot Robbie now.”

honestly god bless Margot Robbie for having the chutzpah to say it

— AllyMaineVEVO (@robertkessler) December 5, 2018

And LOOK! Look at the patch? brooch? Saoirse’s wearing! I ♡ it! (GFY)

Kayleigh sent me this and asked, “Hey, are you too only just getting over the pants-shitting trauma of Hereditary? Well, this piece introducing you to some of the hidden details will terrify you anew. You’re welcome!” I don’t think that “you’re welcome” is entirely sincere. - (Bloody Disgusting)

I straight-up stole this from Sarah’s Facebook page because, ohgosh, this kind of generosity and truly life-changing charity should get all the attention. - (NYT)

This Drew Magary tribute to Bourdain is worth your time. - (GQ)

“Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.”

Roxana said, “all of the Variety “actors on actors” pairings seem pretty good, but yes, I am most excited by Lady Gaga and LMM.” I can’t argue with that! - (T&L)

I still keep hoping Taylor Kitsch finds a good role. I don’t know why. I mean, he’s had plenty of chances, he’s not a great actor, and he’s not even super good looking. I think I just keep hoping life turns out well for Tim Riggins. Anyway, Kitsch has a new HBO series. Good for him! - (LG)

For fans of George R.R. Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire series, Fire & Blood is a must-read. The first book of a two-volume series, it tells the story of how the Targaryen dynasty took over Westeros. Though written in a different style than ASOIAF, it is as detail-oriented as all of Martin’s books. "Thus, finishing this book left me with the same feeling finishing other Martin books does: relieved that it’s done, exhilarated from what I read, missing it and wishing I was reading the next in the series." Are you OK with Martin writing anything other than The Winds of Winter or A Dream of Spring? (Cannonball Read 10)

Well now I want a dog. And a ball pit.

Lainey is the copy editor & linkmaster. You can Tweet at her on Twitter.

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