It’s Friday! OhThankGodTheseWeeksAreTooLongTrumpIsMakingTheDaysDraaaaaaaaaaaagForev vvvvvveerrrrr. Or is that just me? Annnnyyywaaay, let’s try to find the good, shall we?
Captain America vs Hitler! OK, not exactly, but Chris Evans Tweets at David Duke doesn’t have the same ooomph, even though it was a fantastic slap back. - (Lainey)
I meant to post this yesterday, but I was too busy trying to be “soft, leave my husband alone, and not direct his traffic” hahahahaha, no I wasn’t! I just forgot. President Obama’s photographer is having a good time on Instagram. - (The MarySue)
I’m sure you’ve already watched Michael Bolton’s Big Sexy Valentine’s Day Special, because, OMG, why wouldn’t you have? BUT, now Netflix is bringing us more goodies! World’s Best Boss David Brent is touring with a rock band. - (Netflix)
Yesterday, I stepped out for an hour to get groceries and while I was gone, the Internet chose THAT MOMENT to announce another set of blessed twins are being gestated! Matt Damon’s known for MONTHS, though! - (The Superficial)
MORE BABIES? Yes, more babies, babies! Jason Statham and Rosie Huntinton-Whiteley babies! (Celebitchy)
The American Heart Association’s Go Red event needed my damn full-length mirror! Everyone there, except maybe Katie Holmes, needed to look in that mirror and rethink their dresses. And if this picture had not identified her in big ol’ honkin’ letters, I NEVER would have known who this was! - (GFY)
Oh, goddammit. (dlisted)
The Walking Dead returns on Sunday, and honestly, there’s really just one question we need to have answered. (Uproxx)
Since the world is probably ending thanks to Donnie Trash, this might be your last chance to see a full moon. Or a lunar eclipse. Or a comet. And hey, how about *this* luck, you get to see them all tonight! - (WaPost)
Congratulations to Classic! She just became the first Cannonballer to read and review 52 books this year, a full Cannonball! Read her 52nd review, and see what she thinks about Wolverine: Old Man Logan Vol. 3: The Last Ronin by Jeff Lemire. (Cannonball Read 9)
Bellies for scritches are offered in my house, but they are *always* a trap. - (TDO)
OK, first watch Trump’s awkward as hell 18-second handshake with the Japanese Prime Minister.
Trump and Japanese PM Shinzō Abe’s EPIC handshake. pic.twitter.com/NdFY2qFhqr— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) February 10, 2017
Now, watch the Japanese PM’s reaction.
Just take a look at Japanese PM Abe's repulsed face! Seems to say: 'Oh God, this man is SO dumb & incompetent!' pic.twitter.com/OWSZ1kVRwq— #NotMyPresident (@France4Hillary) February 10, 2017
The man thinks Trump is a goddamn loon. He’s not wrong.