Kylie Jenner and Timothée Chalamet May Consume Us All

The internet is not ready for Kylie Jenner and Timothée Chalamet to be dating. So far it’s looking like they’re not, but who the hell knows what’s real anymore, amirite? (The Cut)

Taylor Swift isn’t wallowing in heartbreak after her reported break-up. (Lainey Gossip)

Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly are “officially back on.” (Dlisted)

Melania Trump lives in an “ivory tower of denial.” (Celebitchy)

From Dustin: Four of you will be sad about Rupert Jee’s Hello Deli closing, but you’re gonna be REALLY sad. (NY Post)

The DOJ is already challenging the abortion pill nonsense out of Texas. (Rolling Stone)

From Roxana: What in the actual f*ck? National park visits are surging, and one firm is making unexpected millions. (WSJ)

From Kayleigh: Dan Crenshaw’s Bud Light boycott is going well. (Houston Chronicle)

From Jen: Jack Black wrote a power ballad dedicated to Princess Peach. (YouTube)

The Dahai Lama did what? (Mediaite)

From Claude: Not great, Bob. Fanwork creators on Archive of Our Own already had concerns about AI-generated works. Now they have a new problem: being falsely accused of being AI writers themselves. (The Verge)

“Non-fiction disguised as fiction” is how Nart describes journalist James Raffan’s Ice Walker. “While Raffan does explain certain things to the reader, much of the time you are as helpless as Nanu, navigating the world with instincts honed over millennia, not designed for the changes that have happened over the last century.” What other works of fiction are actually facts?  (Cannonball Read 15)