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The Impossibly Sexy Elisabeth Moss Plays F***, Marry, Kill with the Men of Sterling Cooper

By Dustin Rowles | Pajiba Love | April 4, 2013 |

By Dustin Rowles | Pajiba Love | April 4, 2013 |

I’m very sad to bring you the news that Roger Ebert lost his battle with cancer today. He was a smart critic, a revolutionary voice, an inspiration to so many of us, and a courageous and determined fighter until the very end. Rest in peace. Mr. Ebert. (Chicago Sun-Times)

After the announcement that Fallon had taken over The Tonight Show, Jimmy Kimmel bought Fallon’s entire staff a congratulatory lunch. That’s a helluva gesture, Jimmy. If this is not a heartening indication that the next generation of late-night hosts are going to be more civil than the previous, I don’t know what is. (Twitter)

Everyone knows that “The Walking Dead” and “Game of Thrones” get great ratings, but what about the other cable shows you watch? How do they compare to each other? I think you might be surprised by how low-rated some are (e.g., “Justified”), and how comparatively highly rated others are (e.g., “The Client List”). (WG)

In the new issue of GQ, “Mad Men’s” Elisabeth Moss plays F*ck, Marry, Kill with the men of Sterling Cooper. Guess who she wants to kill? You get one guess. YOU’RE RIGHT. (Uproxx)

Here’s our first look at the zombies from Amazon’s Zombieland television pilot, based on the film. Man, that show is brightly lit. (EW)


You know this list of the 10 silliest ways in which movie characters have been resurrected is beyond the pale when not even a Freddy or Jason makes the list. (FSR)

I wasn’t going to watch the MTV Movie Awards on April 14th, but maybe I’ll check out the opening, which will reunite the cast of Pitch Perfect (Anna Kendrick!) with host Rebel Wilson. (Billboard)


Lena Headey, i.e., “Game of Thrones” Queen Cersei, is somehow broke. According to divorce documents, she has less than $5 in her bank account. She’s in FIVE movies and “Game of Thrones” this year. Where is that money going? What is she buying? Did she turn her bathroom toilet into a real-life Iron Throne? (SFGate)

Beyonce has BIG news everybody. Today, she released a teaser commercial for a Pepsi commercial she’s going to do because Beyonce really thinks a lot of herself and very little of her fans. Drink Pepsi! (DListed)

Hey! Remember when Patrick Bateman took an axe to a guy’s cranium in American Psycho to the splendid four-part harmonies of Huey Lewis and the News? Well, Huey Lewis has finally returned the favor. It’s GOLD. (Slashfilm)

Here’s 5 TV Shows that could used video game adaptations. Yes, “Archer” is on it. Don’t insult Unreality’s intelligence by thinking otherwise. (Unreality)

Brad Pitt is returning to Word War II, taking the lead in Fury, about a five-man tank crew battling Nazis. “We’re going to be doing one thing, and one thing only: Killing Nazis. With tanks.” (The Loop)

If you like Ava Crowder on “Justified,” do check out this enlightening interview with Joelle Carter. She likes to garden. She’s JUST LIKE US YOUR GRANDMOTHER. (HoboTrashcan)

I had no idea that Jeremy Irons was, like, real-life in-cray-sane. Apparently, he’s concerned that gay marriage in the United States may lead to fathers and sons marrying each other for, you know, the tax benefits. (Celebitchy)

Irons’ anti-gay marriage rant is certainly not on the side of history, as not only do a majority of folks support same-sex marriage, now a majority of people support the legalization of marijuana. (Salon)

Of course that means that we’re one step closer to being a nation of pot-smoking sodomites, and according to certain conservatives, gun control laws are also directly linked to bestiality. So, here’s also to a future of peace-loving dog f**kers.

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