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The Breathtaking Stupidity of the Trump Family Never Fails to Surprise

By Ursula Scully | Pajiba Love | January 31, 2019 |

By Ursula Scully | Pajiba Love | January 31, 2019 |


I really can’t decide who is more stupid, Trump or Trump Jr. (Vulture)

Marie Kondo says that people have 3x more junk than they think they have…and she’s not wrong. Packing and moving and unpacking takes so much longer than you think it will. (Celebitchy)

Justin Timberlake is still Justin Timberlakin’ all over the place. He. Is. Exhausting. (Lainey Gossip)

There are certain celebrities I will never link to, because #standards, and normally he is one of them, but you have got to see Justin Bieber’s “clothing line”. It is pure Laugh Cry Emoji Face. (Dlisted)

I once saw a man wearing a full-length cape at a Trader Joe’s and it was glorious and majestic and truly one of the best things I’ve ever seen. Meghan Markle is doing her part, too. (GFY)

Friendly slogan suggestion to the next Democratic nominee: “If You Can’t Eat ‘Em, Tax ‘Em.” You’re welcome, Dems. (Rolling Stone)

The new normal of seeing women run for president. Yup. Yup. Yup. YUP. YUP! (Glamour)

There is a giant hole growing beneath Antarctica. Should we panic? I feel like we should panic. (Science Alert)

Firstly, there is a burger joint called Pablo’s Escoburgers, which I think is effing brilliant. Secondly, it comes with a side of fake cocaine, which I think is so funny. People disagree. (Fox News [I know, I’m sorry.])

Which HBO show do you think is more popular: The Sopranos or GoT? (Cheat Sheet)

Kayleigh made me laugh with this “I couldn’t help but think: Why wouldn’t Tony whack me?” Sex and the City + Sopranos crossover. (AV Club)

This woman ran a marathon. I know, I know, stay with me. She ran holding a LOST PUPPY FOR 19 MILES. 15/10 good human, would cheer for. (Runner’s World)

Two things that are not my jam: sports and musicals. Yet this interview with a former footballer and current Broadway star, Tiki Barber, is pretty interesting. (GQ)

AOC is asking why do billionaires get to run for President without any qualifications. WHY, INDEED. (Eat them. Seriously. Eat the goddamn rich.) (The Hill)

I feel like there has been so much reporting on this over the years (wasn’t JJ Abrams attached to this a lifetime ago?), and I’m really confused because I thought this was already happening? But The Stand is *officially* becoming a new TV series. (EW)

I meant to link to this yesterday, but I forgot. However, I’m still thinking about it today, and how good this advice is, Imma share it with you today. “Am I Too Weird and Contradictory to Find Love?” (The Cut)

Drew Magary has a Take. And his Take is so incredibly wrong. A few of us in Slack got quite heated about this. And then we started sharing our favorite bagel joints in NYC. Mine. And Tori. (GQ)

James Baldwin called If Beale Street Could Talk his strangest novel, but Classic found it "sublime". The story is not told linearly, the language is raw rather than lyrical, and the characters are fully formed. "I don’t know how long it has been that I read something that I could say well that was great, this person is great, and I can see this person in my head." Have you watched Barry Jenkins’ award-winning adaptation yet? (Cannonball Read 11)

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