That's Not How You Apologize, Henry Cavill!

By Dustin Rowles | Pajiba Love | July 12, 2018 |

With all that was going on today, we never got to the Mary Queen of Scots trailer with Saoirse Ronan and Margot Robbie. Historical period pieces are decidedly not my thing, but this looks flat-out fantastic. Truly. (LG)

Taylor Swift is being very “private” and low profile these days, which you can tell by all the photos of her and her new boyfriend, Mr. Dude I’ve Never Heard Of and Whose Name I Will Forget by Tomorrow. (Celebitchy)

Henry Cavill said some dumb things about dating in the #MeToo movement, and now he’s apologizing, and he completely ruined everything about his apology with this line: “This experience has taught me a valuable lesson as to the context and the nuance of editorial liberties.” WHAT? Are you apologizing because the media took your quotes out of context because WE DIDN’T. Some of us even tried to give you the benefit of the doubt and got yelled at for it. AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY? Dick. (Page 6)

What? Huh? Chemically castrated?! Michael Jackson? By his father? Come again. What?! (Dlisted)

“Rooney Mara Looks Ever So Rooney Mara,” says The Fug Girls, but in this photo, Rooney Mara looks like she’s auditioning for … nope. Nevermind. That’s mean. Here’s Rooney Mara! (GFY)

After being stuck in bankruptcy proceedings for two years, Gawker.com has been sold to … Bryan Goldberg, the owner of Bustle and Bleacher Report, who I really only know about because Gawker used to trash him a lot. He hasn’t yet divulged his plans for it. (Reuters)

“Luke Cage is corny as hell.” I didn’t say it! Don’t shoot the messenger. (I09)

People are freaking out about this Will Smith thing on Twitter, and it’s kind of cool, but mostly it just gives me vertigo. GET DOWN OFF OF THAT, BIG WILLIE. YOU’RE GONNA FALL.

Will Smith does everything 1000000x better than anyone else! He killed the “In My Feelings” challenge! 🔥 pic.twitter.com/aIyagLWqOp
— Ani Caribbean (@AniCaribbean) July 12, 2018

Ahead of Comic-Con, EW’s got your first look at Doctor Who.

Michael B. Jordan lost a bet to Lupita Nyong’o and this is Michael B. Jordan paying up and also maybe flirting, in case you’re wondering how it’s done, Cavill. (Lainey)

Truer words:

wow how is someone allowed to be this attractive and ALSO have this good of a taste in music pic.twitter.com/Hl8NxdQwdV
— Gay 4 Satan (@aardvarkwizard) July 12, 2018

Nick Loeb’s Roe v. Wade film is struggling to find financing now. Awwwwww. (Shadow and Act)

Rachel Bloom is a little upset that Crazy Ex-Girlfriend didn’t get any Emmy noms this year.

Super chill about the Emmy nominations #CrazyExGirlfriend pic.twitter.com/3ZYxe3zkv3
— Rachel Bloom (@Racheldoesstuff) July 12, 2018

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