As I mentioned last week, I celebrated my first wedding anniversary the other day and we had a blast just going a few hours out of town and spending the night at a hotel, going out to eat for brunch, shopping, and watching Future Man. Here are some other anniversary ideas. - (PureWow)
“Do you believe this?” Trump incredulously asked several of aides after Doug Jones used an Ivanka Trump line — “there is a special place in hell for people who prey on children” — against Roy Moore. He’s not happy with his daughter who is reportedly being pushed out of the White House by year’s end. Reportedly. (Business Insider)
President* Trump claimed that he totes probs would have been the TIME Person of the Year, except he turned them down. TIME said, “A lying liar says what?” - (Dlisted)
Pete Souza, President Obama’s photographer, reminded Trump of how TIME looks with a real president on the cover. - (HuffPost)
The Trumpster is also (reportedly) claiming that the infamous Access Hollywood “Grab ‘em by the pussy” tape isn’t authentic. The one he already admitted was him, last year, is no longer him. A lying liar says what? - (Jezebel)
Massage Envy, the spa chain, is now in the news for sexual misconduct and assault. Cool, cool. I guess I won’t be giving my mother-in-law a gift certificate to them for Christmas now. - (Yahoo)
So, will we wake up in the US to an engagement announcement for Prince Harry and Meghan on Monday morning? - (Celebitchy)
The 13-year-old magpie in me is still VERY attracted to anything sparkly and this Jenny Packham dress that Duchess Kate is wearing is right the hell up my alley! It might be my most favoritest favorite fancy frock I’ve seen her in. - (GFY)
I have to admit that I do enjoy seeing how celebs celebrate holidays. I find it endearing, usually. Sometimes it’s obnoxiously over-decorated and elaborately staged, but oftentimes it’s just slice-of-life from people you kinda’ sorta’ feel like you know a little bit. Does that make me sound like a weirdo? - (LG)
Life hasn’t really turned out well for some of the Glee alumni - Cory Monteith died of an overdose, Mark Salling has been sentenced to prison for child pornography charges, and now Naya Rivera has been arrested for Domestic Battery - (US)
OK Go released a new video. So much paper! - (Nerdist)
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