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Ted Danson Talks the Perils of Getting High and Doing Shrooms with Woody Harrelson

By Cindy Davis | Pajiba Love | February 5, 2014 |

By Cindy Davis | Pajiba Love | February 5, 2014 |

There’s a lot of love in this edition, so buckle up buttercups.

Dustin looks back at Leno’s top ten joke targets; the list pretty much explains why it’s time for the comedian to go. Thanks Obama! (Warming Glow)

But before you go Leno, here’s one for the road. Tom Sizemore says he arranged a White House hook-up between former President Clinton and his (supposed) at-the-time girlfriend, Liz Hurley. According to Sizemore, Clinton demanded Hurley’s number, saying “‘Give it to me. You dumb m***********r, I’m the Commander-in-Chief of the United States of America. The buck stops here. Give me the damn number.” And it only gets crazier from there. (The Daily Mail)

Has Charlize Theron turned Sean Penn into Mr. Rogers? Word on the street is the two are living together, already talking marriage, and Penn wants to adopt Theron’s son. All this only a short while after she convinced Penn to give up his guns—what’s next, cardigans and neighborly songs? (Dlisted)

Some days I believe in love, but I’ve never much cared about Valentine’s Day. Still, who can resist these adorable cards Rebecca found? (The Mary Sue)

Speaking of couples in love—and your about to be broken hearts—do you know that there was a deleted Sherlock scene from the night of John’s stag do (aka party)? Seems Sherlock and John were hanging out in a gay club, completely smashed and naked. The bad news isn’t only that we never got to see it on the telly; Moffat also thinks he did us a favor by not including the scene in the DVD extras. Who’s coming with me to kick some ass? (Radio Times)

The Hiddleston will star in Ben Wheatley’s (Kill List, Doctor Who next; an adaptation of J. G. Ballard’s High Rise. The tale of a class-divided dwelling that devolves into a violent sub-society was also the inspiration for the Who episode, “Paradise Towers.” (Slashfilm)

Okay, try not to die. Just try. Idris Elba proves he can beatbox better than George Clooney. (Vanity Fair)

George does look *fine* at The Monuments Men premiere, but what the hell happened to Bill Murray’s head? (Go Fug Yourself)

I guess Draper’s fling with Sylvia really is over, since Linda Cardellini just joined Netflix’s untitled family drama as…Kyle Chandler’s sister. Boo! Even worse, Ben Mendelsohn stars as another brother. I’m trying to block the incestuous thoughts of what might have been. (Vulture)

Here’s a fling I hadn’t ever thought about: Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes. Apparently the two are trying to keep it quiet because of Foxx’s friendship with Tom Cruise, but they’re not doing a very good job. (Celebitchy)

Oh, to have been the proverbial fly on the mast! Ted Danson shares his tale of drugs and adventure on the high seas (where everyone really did know his name. *insert groan here*). Cheers! (via Uproxx)

ZOMG, I could have been their shipboard magician I’ve always loved magic, and now I *might* actually be able to trick my dad. (via Blame It on the Voices)

These minimalist Star Wars posters are beautiful and magical. (Unreality)

If life has left you frazzled, consider meditation and embrace your inner calm. xoxoxoe suggests Susan Piver’s book Quiet Mind: A Beginner’s Guide to Meditation as an introduction. (Cannonball Read6)

Cindy Davis, (Twitter) is a fool for Idris.

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