Marc Bernardin has thoughts about Jenny on the 20th anniversary of Forrest Gump. He thinks she’s pretty much still the worst ever. (Playboy)
The world is already reeling with the joy of discovering that Pumpkin Spice Oreos are real and now someone went and made Pumpkin Spice Oreo brownies. All you need now is a Pumpkin Spice latte and a place to crash for the sugar coma. (E!)
OH MY GOD. There’s video of Chris Walken dancing in a direct-to-video Puss In Boots movie! (The Mary Sue)
Chloe Grace Moretz is recycling plastic 6 pack rings. Still, she’s cute. (GFY)
While I have no doubt some of you know that Benedict Cumberbatch played Stephen Hawking back in 2004 for the BBC, I’ll bet someone here will be as stoked to see this video as I was. He’s such a baby! (Vulture)
Brian Kilmeade has come out to assure us all that he wasn’t trying to make light of the Ray Rice scandal with his “Take the stairs” comment on Fox and Friends. Not that he apologized. He’s just misunderstood. Yeah, right. Douchecanoe. (Deadline)
I love Stephen Amell. I love Stephen Amell. I love Stephen Amell. (Nerd Approved)
Yeah well, Katy has something to say about that. (DListed)
David Bowie is releasing a new song and a 3 disc compilation of his 50 year career. 50 years? Wow. It’s a very cool collection. Definitely worth checking out. (Flavorwire)
Dustin ranked who should die on Sons Of Anarchy and what order they should die in. Like ya do. (WG)
Channing Tatum is topping the list for Best Bum Cottonelle Edition. Yeah, just read it. It’s…amusing. Plus, dancing Tatum. (Lainey Gossip)
Y’know how Hiddles gave a quick preview of his Hank Williams singing voice? Hank Williams the Third was not amused. (Celebitchy)
If you think Captain America: The Winter Soldier was a great movie, you may have Honest Trailers to thank. (/Film)
I also have Duck Tales with real ducks for you. Because I love.
Geek Girl Diva wants a cookie.