I’m trying to keep things generally positive around here today, given the anniversary, but let’s just get this one nasty bit of business out of the way. Chris Brown had the face of a battered woman tattooed on his neck. He claims it’s not Rihanna and you know what, I don’t give a sh*t who it’s supposed to be. Chris Brown you are DISGUSTING. (Celebitchy)
Actually that felt quite good. It’s nice to have somewhere to direct your anger. Speaking of anger, I’m delighted that this man was angry enough to write this note but not too angry to alternate black and mauve pens. (Digital Spy)
The very first email I got this morning was from the lovely Pinky McLadybits who sent me this gallery of bookstores repurposed from unused structures. So, if you’d like to reach me in the future, you can direct all hate mail to Joanna Robinson, The Cupboard Under The Stairs Of The Gorgeous Bookstore That Used To Be A Movie Palace, Argentina.
In my opinion, this gorgeous handmade “Doctor Who” chess set (with two Rorys!) is head and shoulders above the “Official ‘Doctor Who’ Monopoly.” Who approved those Monopoly pieces? It looks like a stick, a bushy stick and a stick with a handle. DIBS ON THE BUSHY STICK.
Even if you hate Titanic, you should watch Kate Winslet’s screen test for two reasons. a) To wonder why they eventually slapped all that clown make-up on her when she looked perfectly lovely without it and b) to better imagine the parallel universe where Elton from Clueless aka the DILF from “Suburgatory” aka Jeremy Sisto was cast as Jack. (MovieFone)
Tom Hanks aka One Of The Loveliest People Alive gave a sweet and hilarious eulogy at Michael Clarke Duncan’s funeral.
AHHH THAT’S TOO SAD FOR TODAY! Quick! Look over here! Sean Connery fist pump gif! (FilmDrunk)
Hey you busy office workers, are you ever too inundated with email to read all of Pajiba? Well have I got a tip for you! You can install a “Pause” button on your Gmail account. So, yes, right about high noon, PST, I expect you all to hit pause and come Love all over our Pajiba. (Laughing Squid)
Take a look at some of these actors Buzzfeed thinks are dead ringers for older actors. Some of them you already know (eg Leelee Sobieski and Helen Hunt), but some may come as a surprise. Like Ed Norton and a certain Chair Whisperer. (Buzzfeed)
If Al Pacino gets his wish and plays Joe Paterno in an as yet unwritten biopic, who would play the younger version? Do we even want a Joe Paterno biopic? (Yahoo)
Hellllooooooooo Fall TV season. Two of my favs, “Sons Of Anarchy” and “Parenthood” premiere tonight and, in honor of SAMCRO, Dustin put together a list of 20 things you didn’t know about the cast. The cherry on the top? His “Jax Teller fingered Littlefinger” joke. Enjoy! (WG)
“New Girl” doesn’t premiere until the 25th, but just in case you’re missing Schmidt, Winston, Nick, Jes and Regis, here’s something to tide you over. Seriously, Regis, say “adorkable” again.
Joanna Robinson is imagining Liam Neeson in Love Actually saying “We need Kate and we need Elton from Clueless and we need them now.”