Look, Stormy Daniels may have questionable taste in men, and she may have chosen a career path that’s not for me, but she handles Twitter trolls like a boss.

@StormyDaniels why don’t you just disappear. No one cares you were a slut and slept with POTUS 12 yrs ago.

— mike magro (@inkedskindawg) March 20, 2018

Technically I didn't sleep with the POTUS 12 years ago. There was no sleeping (hehe) and he was just a goofy reality TV star. But I digress…People DO care that he lied about it, had me bullied, broke laws to cover it up, etc. And PS…I am NOT going anywhere. xoxoxo https://t.co/Js9sEnanIk

— Stormy Daniels (@StormyDaniels) March 20, 2018

Stormy Daniels is about a million times better at dealing with critics than Jordan "Slappy B" Peterson @StormyDaniels @jordanbpeterson pic.twitter.com/tDt3ecOdrE

— David Futrelle (@DavidFutrelle) March 20, 2018

Donald Trump may have met his match. Not that it takes that much. I mean:

"DO NOT CONGRATULATE," national security advisers wrote in Trump's written briefing ahead of call with Vladimir Putin. Trump congratulated. The notes said to condemn the attack of an ex-Russian spy in London with a nerve agent. He did not. https://t.co/HjCkbdkbb4

— Josh Dawsey (@jdawsey1) March 20, 2018

We really should have had a separate post on this earlier today, because it is BREAKING NEWS: Meghan and Harry are bucking tradition and NOT having fruitcake for their wedding! You may think I’m being flippant here, but I am not. Thank god Harry picked an American girl who said, “yeah, no, we’re not eating goddamn FRUITCAKE for our wedding!” - (Dlisted)

Serena is BACK! - (LG)

Walton Goggins talks about Tomb Raider and Ant-Man and the Wasp with Joelle from Black Girl Nerds - (BGN)

Don McLean, who is a year older than Don(ald) Trump, is dating an “Instagram model” (I’m using quotes for that because I don’t know if that’s a real thing or not) who is 12 years younger than Ivanka. - (Celebitchy)

Rebecca Pahle’s twitter account about capes got a special AVA shoutout!

A moment of appreciation for this fab Twitter account completely dedicated to… capes. Don’t blink like that. Yes, I said capes. Currently obsessed. 🔥 https://t.co/QU8aWWryyy

— Ava DuVernay (@ava) March 20, 2018

Have you heard about CherryPicks, the woman-centric response to Rotten Tomatoes? - (TMS)

Like the first comment on this post says “I don’t know who that is, but that’s not Britney Spears.” What has she done to her face??? - (T&L)

This round of Fug Madness - Jared Leto against Paris Jackson - it’s causing me actual stress! How can I pick?! - (GFY)

Happy World Happiness Day! New Cannonballer dAvid has several projects designed to increase his happiness. Catherine Price’s How to Break Up With Your Phone is helping him reduce the mindless time he spends with technology. "I was immediately drawn in by Price’s framing the process as she would a break up of a romantic relationship, noting that just because we’re not meant to be together forever doesn’t mean we can’t still be friends." What are you doing to increase your happiness? (Cannonball Read 10)

It’s also the first day of Spring! Here’s a generic first day of Spring/Summer/Fall/Winter conversation. - (McSweeney’s)

No idea what this movie is, don’t even care! I would watch these ladies if they were just hanging out watching teevee.

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