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Stop Saying that Gwyneth Paltrow Is the Most Hated Celebrity on the Planet

By Dustin Rowles | Pajiba Love | April 18, 2013 |

By Dustin Rowles | Pajiba Love | April 18, 2013 |

If a real woman actually had the body proportions of Barbie, her speen would probably peek out of her belly button and she wouldn’t be able to lift a pineapple without cracking her spine. (I09)

Here’s a fun geeky article demonstrating that House Tyrell is actually wealthier than House Lannister in “Game of Thrones.” (Slate)

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Some publication, I don’t remember which, voted Gwyneth Paltrow as the most hated celebrity on the planet, which is a cruel dumb thing to do, especially when everyone knows that Jack Gleeson, the poor kid who plays Joffrey on GoT, is the most hated celebrity on the planet, followed by Lea Michelle. GOD. (Celebitchy)

Good news for fans of the recently cancelled “Don’t Trust the B—— in Apt. 23,” as the final nine episodes will be made available on on Hulu on May 24th. (THR)

15 years ago, a young Nick Offerman was in a movie with Louis C.K., and the young, bleached haired Nick Offerman looks like the kind of guy whose ass Ron Swanson would beat today. (Uproxx)

Hey! Before you hook up with that handsome stranger, use this app to make sure he’s not your cousin. (The Week)

Speaking of hooking up, after a one-night stand with Fincher from American Pie, a woman had to be removed from his house by police and flash-bang grenades. That’s dedication to Sh*tbrick. (FilmDrunk)

That book, Go the F*** to Sleep? They’re making it into a movie. Makes perfect sense. It’ll probably be an hour and a half of Sam Jackson standing over a small child screaming “Go the F*** to Sleep.” I’ll watch it. (Jezebel)

Will Smith and Kristen Stewart will star in Focus together, about an inexperienced female con artist who joins forces with an experienced male con artist. (ScreenCrush)

Jen Kirkman wrote a great piece that not only do I agree with, but that I’m sure many of the childless will truly appreciate called “Stop Telling Me I’ll “Change My Mind” About Wanting Kids.” I want to punch those people in the neck, too, even though it’s usually grandmothers who say it. (Time)

“The Cleveland Show” has been cancelled, freeing Seth MacFarlane to do something else evil with his time. (The AV Club)

Also, why aren’t any of you watch “The Americans” with me? They kicked up the crazy last night, and it was fantastic. (WG)

This video, of a Boston crowd singing the National Anthem after the Marathon bombing would fit well among the Life Affirming Videos that will Make You Cry Big Fat Tears.

Dustin is the founder and co-owner of Pajiba. You may email him here, follow him on Twitter, or listen to his weekly TV podcast, Podjiba.

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