So Tom Brady and Gisele Are Definitely Serial Killers, Right?
Gina Rodriguez is lending her Golden Globes dress to a fan to wear to her prom because Gina Rodriguez is the actual best. (People)
Have Joey Lawrence’s eyebrows always looked like this? (DListed)
We all recently learned all of the things Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen deny themselves, which is basically all human foods. Now this new profile, which is supposed to be a look at why their relationship is so stable, really just seems to be a glimpse into the lives of two obsessively rigid, image and legacy-obsessed, too-beautiful, too-happy, “focused, focused, focused” people. It all just leaves me wondering… Tom and Gisele are DEFINITELY serial killers, right? Like, they for sure have a murder basement in their mansion? (People)
Orange Is the New Black’s Taryn Manning has been accused of assaulting her makeup artist. I can’t tell if the details of the attack are too crazy to be real or too crazy for anyone to ever have made up. Either way, they are f*cking nuts. (Yahoo)
Dustin puts the OJ Simpson trial up against the Steven Avery trial for comparison, and reminds us that “reasonable doubt” means exactly nothing. It’s basically gibberish. (Uproxx)
Vanity Fair asked a bunch of celebrities where they’d move to if Trump actually got elected president. I just want to be wherever Natasha Lyonne is. (Preferably hitting up Armie Hammer’s jet ski resort.)
We didn’t talk about the American Gods casting news yesterday, but it is AWESOME. (VF)
This (SFW) PSA is using topless women to call out the NFL’s domestic abuse problem. (Fast Company)
If you’re wondering why Hamilton songs to be mashed up with everything imaginable, here’s a good reason why. (AV Club)
This Star Wars fan film (shot on a glacier and using no CGI) really is too good to exist. (Inverse)
Finally, the young white dudes of improv have been given a voice. (Medium)
ETA: My dumb, slow Friday brain forgot to mention that— in case you haven’t seen it already— this is a satirical spin on the horrific and important Women in Comedy site
Hey, all you East Coasters, we know what you were doing during that Blizzard. (Daily Dot)
According to Cannonballer ModernLove, Ruth Bader Ginsburg is "…one of the most badass ladies to ever rock the black robes (or, honestly, just one of the most badass in general). She has spent decades fighting for gender quality, fearlessly and tirelessly going after what she things is right. She’s played with the big boys and held her own. " Check out her CBR8 review of The Notorious RBG: The Life and Times of Ruth Bader Ginsburg, and find out what makes "a tiny little New Yorker with a thing for scrunchies" so kick-ass. (Cannonball Read 8)
Happy Friday! I hope you all spend your weekend positively smothered in oppressive affection.
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