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Sleazy Warner Brothers Employees Get Caught With their Hands in Forbidden Internet Jars

By Dustin Rowles | Pajiba Love | August 29, 2013 |

By Dustin Rowles | Pajiba Love | August 29, 2013 |

It looks like some marketing geniuses at Warner Brothers thought they could pull a fast one on the Internet, and attempted to promote Ethan Hawke and Selena Gomez Getaway (0% on Rotten Tomatoes) as commenters on Reddit. “Those explosions are gonna be cruh-ay-zee!.” Uh, no. They got caught. Ooops. (Reddit)

Do you like to hear The Newsrooms Charlie Skinner shout? WELL HERE IS A LOT OF CHARLIE SKINNER SHOUTING. (Uproxx)

Hey! Look! Megan Fox still has a career! I’ll concede she looks great doing whatever she’s doing, too. (ONTD)

Luminous Cate Blanchett’s dress gets a terrible review: “This is unflattering on her — ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE — and it also looks like it suffered some kind of GRIEVOUS accident at the dry cleaner. NO STARS.” (GFY)

Why has Catherine Zeta Jones separated from Michael Douglas? Allegedly, because he’s a drunk, mean old man, which is kind of what I aspire to be someday, minus the fits of rage (Celebitchy)

Billy Ray Cyrus has chimed in on her daughter’s VMA performance, and holy sh*t, that guy is creepy. Boundaries, dude. BE A F**KING DAD. (DListed)

Here’s a short film written by drunk people, and starring drunk people, kind of like Gymkata, only intentional. (Unreality)

Looks like there’s a runaway winner for the Best Song of the Millennium, although I kind of feel like the match-up is the movie equivalent of the 21 Jump Street (remake) vs. Pitch Perfect. Catchy songs but best of the Millennium? Hardly. (Grantland)

So, what are unemployed, uneducated poor people watching these days, anyway? (WG)

While studies show that piracy perhaps actually helps smaller films, the MPAA is having none of it. (Slashfilm)

Daniel Craig wants to bring humor back to the Bond franchise, but do so without one-liners. You always were a cunning linguist, James. (FilmSchoolRejects)

Jessica Simpson sold her baby pictures to Us magazine for $100,000, which is $100,000 more than I would get from Us magazine, even though my baby pictures are much cuter, no offense to Ace Knute. (LaineyGossip)

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