Rachel McAdams and Taylor Kitsch are still a thing. (Lainey)
This isn’t exactly surprising, but Sir Mix-a-Lot doesn’t have a problem with Blake Lively’s “Oakland booty.” (Celebitchy)
Helen Mirren was a lacy, twirly dream at Cannes. (Go Fug Yourself))
Great news, everyone! Kanye is going to end bullying. With shoes. (DListed)
This is adorable, and I highly recommend calling that number at the end.
Johnny Depp’s haircut isn’t doing him any favors. (LG)
Dustin has a great idea for how to raise the stakes on The Walking Dead. (Uproxx)
PornHub wants you to bang your way to fitness. (AV Club)
Is it just me, or is the new Gilmore Girls series’ title a little too Very Special Episode?
The streaming Netflix of video games is almost here. (Inverse)
This interactive chart of how the American diet has changed is pretty cool. You can really pinpoint the exact moment we all started watching Top Chef and discovered extra virgin olive oil. (FlowingData)
Luckily, Cannonballer Orleanas chose to ignore a coworker’s take on Walter Lord’s book, A Night to Remember, as "a complex bore of a read." Good thing she did, because she found this book based on interviews with over sixty survivors to be "a gripping and haunting account of the final hours aboard the Titanic." What book have you lucked out on? (Cannonball Read 8)
Have a great weekend, everybody! Take time to relax, but maybe also tackle some of those chores that have been piling up.