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Shocker: '50 Shades' Sex Scenes Fail To Scintillate, But Ultron's Package Delivers

By Agent Bedhead | Pajiba Love | October 24, 2014 |

By Agent Bedhead | Pajiba Love | October 24, 2014 |

Conan O’Brien made the grave mistake of telling a Halloween joke about Madeleine Albright on Twitter. She wiped the floor with his ginger beard. (WG)

The 50 Shades of Grey sex scenes are being reshot because they’re not sexy enough. They’re going about this all wrong. Change the source material first. Then reshoot. Oh, who cares. People will watch this dumb movie no matter what. (DL)

In everything-will-kill-you news: thermal receipt paper is conspiring with hand sanitizer and sunblock to do the deed. It will happen long before Ebola even has a chance. (TMS)

Olivia Munn channelled Natalie Portman’s Black Swan costume at the ballet. (GFY)

Taylor Swift will challenge you with her newfound stage swagger. She’s no Olyphant, but she’s improving (Lainey) Meanwhile, Taylor legitimately worries someone will frame her for murder. (PS)

Dear Prudence schools a one-percenter on why one shouldn’t whine when poor kids’s parents bring them to trick-or-treat in swankier neighborhoods. (Slate)

Former supermodel Twiggy claims poor people eat sh*tty food simply because they’re lazy. Not because healthier food is expensive. And certainly not because walking 5 miles to the nearest grocery store in sh*tty weather and lugging several bags of produce home is less feasible than hitting the Taco Bell next door. (CB)

The Evil Within doesn’t scare gamers enough to qualify as a future classic. (Unreality)

Paul Stanley reveals how Gene Simmons was a smug douchebag when they first met. This does not surprise, but I still want to see the Rave-hairspray battle.(HuffPo)

Here’s the full-length concept art for James Spader’s Ultron character in Avengers 2. I can’t wait for the fanfiction about this robot’s package. No strings, man. (Collider)

A semi-sequel to Welcome to the Dollhouse is on the way. It will be called Weiner-Dog. Heather Matarazzo will be replaced by _____. Really? (Slashfilm)

Khloe Kardashian can’t divorce her estranged husband, Lamar Odom, because she can’t find him. I’d suggest serving him at a basketball game, but the dude is a free agent now. Dilemma. (INO)

It’s been 30 years since The Terminator hit theaters? We’re so old, man. (MF)

The new Riverdale show will feature Archie & Pals in an origin story of sorts. The show’s creator describes the project as “Archie Meets Twin Peaks.” (Uproxx)

The Abominable by Dan Simmons got five stars from Anevilweasel in her Cannonball Read review. She says, "…it’s like climbing a mountain, sometimes tedious, technical, painstaking, but the result is worth it." Steven Lloyd Wilson also recently waxed eloquent about Simmons and his book, The Terror. Have you read anything by this "hit or miss" science fiction author? (Cannonball Read 6)

Nikki Minaj’s EMA promo video is — surprise — all about butts. A butt burger. A butt-shaped “footprint” on the walk of fame. Butts.

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