Dustin rounds up all of the new stuff on Netflix this week. He also put together a list of expirations that you’d better jump on before their July 1st expiration. One of departing films hit Big D pretty hard. (Warming Glow)
Someone marvelous has invented edible cupcake wrappers. This is the 2nd best day of my life. The 1st best will be when I finally try them. (TMS)
We’re hearing more about Shia LaBeouf’s Cabaret meltdown, which wasn’t just a case of him slapping butts, getting arrested, and spitting in officers’ faces. What he did before the show was even weirder. (Uproxx)
Those of you who were clamoring for a Snow White and the Huntsman sequel will have to do with Chris Hemworth’s arms as the main attraction. Kristen Stewart’s frustrated lip bite will only make a cameo appearance. (DListed)
Dan Mora’s Batman cast is heavy on the Bane, as it should be. (Unreality)
Olivia Wilde used a few well-placed words to call out a GQ journalist who said she was too hot to play a writer. Too hot to even be “literate.” Olivia can’t pick projects to save her life, but she handled this problem very well. (Celebitchy)
Is this mysterious man in the sunglasses Chris Pine or Ewan McGregor? The shoes would give it away. (GFY)
The next Bourne movie starring Jeremy Renner has been pushed back to July 2016. What movie has taken its place in the July 2015 slot? Straight Outta Compton. I’d be more excited if Ice Cube himself wasn’t doing his own weird “thing” in Hollywood. (Lainey)
Luke Evans gets bloody in the new Dracula Untold trailer. (Slashfilm)
A new study says that people who binge-watch tv are “twice as likely” than those who do not to die “in the next few years.” I’m guessing that most binge watchers in this audience will have no f*cks to give about this study. (Gawker)
This feminist father has 4 simple rules for guys who want to date his daughter. He even made a t-shirt so he wouldn’t have to repeat himself. (Upworthy)
Is laughter really the best medicine? No, but it sure feels good. (MF)
Jenny McCarthy and Sherri Shepherd have been booted from The View. (Us)
NSFW: The newest wedding trend is for bridesmaids to pull up their dresses and show off their derrieres. I think we need a future study on how long these marriages last. (ED)
Just what you were waiting for, Game of Thrones fans: The 1980s synth version of the show’s theme.
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