Shauna Sexton Has Now Outlasted Christine Ouzounian in the Affleck News Cycle
Burt Reynolds passed away today at the age of 82. RIP, Mr. Reynolds. You led a hell of a life, sir, and left behind a hell of a legacy. (NYTimes)
25th Amendment. Now! Now! Now! (Medium)
There’s, like, two degrees of sexual partners separating Denise Richards and Lisa Rinna now, which is super weird. (Lainey)
Wait, what now? Ben Affleck can leave rehab for a few hours a day to “work out” and apparently, those works outs involve Shauna Sexton, who is still somehow embroiled in all of this? (Dlisted)
News: Twitter permanently suspends Alex Jones and Infowars, saying that a video of Jones berating CNN's Oliver Darcy on Wednesday was the final straw.— Max Tani (@maxwelltani) September 6, 2018
I saw that Jones’ viewership dropped 50 percent before this. This should hopefully be the death knell of Infowars.
Justin Bieber wants to move back to Canada, and if that was because of Trump, it’d be the one positive thing from his entire Presidency, but it has nothing to do with Trump, so the President is still batting 0 percent. (Celebitchy)
Netflix has saved Keifer Sutherland’s Designated Survivor for some reason (I watched the first season, and it was a chore, save for the ever delightful Kal Penn). (People)
So, tell me, is the shoebox that Gene looks at the same shoebox that Saul pulled out of his safe on Better Call Saul? (Uproxx)
Much love to this actor in Broadway’s Frozen who took a MAGA flag away from an audience member. (HuffPo)
This is a good read and low-key infuriating: “What Happens When You Win a Cooking Show That Nobody Can Watch?” (Grubb Street)
“Viola Davis is glorious. Period.” Yup. (GFY)
I keep forgetting that Chris Martin and Dakota Johnson are dating, but they’re not just dating. They’re serious. Matching tattoo serious! (Dlisted)
Tisha Campbell-Martin added $750,000 to her alimony request after discovering that her future ex-husband owns 500 $1500 shirts, which … holy shit! Do those shirts inflate into Dennis sex dolls? (The Root)
There is a massive search underway within the White House to find the “Senior Administration Official” (also, the name of my pub trivia team last night). If I were to hazard a guess, I’d guess it’s Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen. No real reason, but for revenge for all the humiliation Trump has subjected her to. (Axios)
Here, wash it all down with some Hunnam. (LG)
Sarah Silverman was on Kimmel last night, and I’m linking to the video for one reason: Because she said of Kimmel’s wife, “It’s not fair! She gets new woke Jimmy — I had Man Show Jimmy!” (Vulture)
Funny response, but also really gross and really fucking creepy, dude.
Here’s HBO’s Camping trailer, starring Jennifer Garner and written by Lena Dunham, and we see exactly what you’re trying to do here, David Tennant. But we can see right through your attempts to look like an unsexy dweeb. It won’t work on us!
KB loved Robert Bryndza’s The Girl in the Ice for its great characters and slow drip of information. The thriller is the first in a series featuring Detective Erika Foster. "I am giving this novel 4 stars, I will be checking out more of Robert’s work as I’m curious to see how our main detective - Erika Foster, builds as a character." Who are some of your favorite literary detectives? (Cannonball Read 10)
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