Seth Rogen's Break-Up with James Franco Is Permanent, Says James Franco

James Franco and Seth Rogen’s friendship is over, although it is not for lack of trying on James Franco’s part. In other words, Seth Rogen has rebuffed his overtures. Good for Seth. (Variety)

Beyoncé showed up for Kamala Harris last night - (VF)

This seems like a pretty big deal that should be getting more attention: The FTC has officially banned fake online reviews and purchased reviews. - (Celebitchy)

Earlier this week Judge Holly J. Fujie dismissed a lawsuit from Romeo and Juliet stars Olivia Hussey and Leonard Whiting. - (Vulture)

It Isn’t Gisèle Pelicot’s Responsibility To Change The Conversation Around Rape. She Might Just Do It Anyway - (British Vogue)

Read about EvilCore, I mean EviCore, and try to not to have a rage stroke; they’ll likely deny any procedure or test you’d need for that anyway. - (ProPublica)

Martha Stewart wouldn’t go on The Golden Bachelorette for one simple reason: the dudes aren’t hot enough for her. The Golden Bachelorette herself begs to differ. - (Deadline)

In Hollywood-years, Kevin Kline and Phoebe Cates have been married for 50 years! Ok, but in non-Hollywood-years, it’s 35 years, which is still a VERY long time! - (PEOPLE)

I could definitely see Jason Kelce hosting a late-night show on ESPN. - (LateNighter)

Gwyneth’s new Target line isn’t selling like fair-trade locally-sourced ethically-grown whole-wheat gluten-free dairy-free plant-based hot-cakes. Might be because she’s selling shit like The Daily Juice Cleanser with Fruit Enzymes and Chlorella Algae. Do you drink it or wash your face with it? - (Lainey Gossip)

Rickets have made a comeback. RICKETS. - (BBC)

Why 60 degrees in fall feels different than in the spring - (Popular Science)

Cards Against Humanity has a new horrible game just in time for Christmas! - (CAH)

Good Omens will get a 90-minute wrap-up, which is better than nothing. - (The Wrap)

I hope Maverick finds Maverick - the suspense is too much!

And an extra because, OMG, *SHRIMP* *DIP*!