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Say It Isn't So! Tom Cruise Wooing Laura Prepon as Possible Wife Number Four

By Cindy Davis | Pajiba Love | November 27, 2013 |

By Cindy Davis | Pajiba Love | November 27, 2013 |

Happy almost Thanksgiving everyone! Today’s pre-feast preparation day, which at my house means pies and veggies. And on Thursday, while the bird’s in the oven, what better way to kick off the holiday season than watching The Best Double Feature of All Time—back to back? Here’s a little warm-up to whet your appetite:

And just how much would that PTA trip cost today? Uh, I don’t think Dell has enough curtain rings. (Film School Rejects)

I used to like watching Food Network while I cooked, but all the interesting people left and so did I (If you’re not watching Bourdain’s Parts Unknown, you’re missing out.). How Food Network Created and Lost Foodies is spot on. (Vulture)

Speaking of food, are you kidding me with this—8 Foods You’ve Been Eating All Wrong? And so I shall continue, because I’m taking none of these suggestions. You hear me? Pancakes and syrup belong together like…well, PANCAKES AND SYRUP! (Mental Floss)

Wondering what to watch while the networks make all your shows take this outdated two-week break? Dustin rounded up 9 Netflix Series You Can Watch in Their Entirety in Under 9 Hours. (Warming Glow)

And here’s a handy guide to all the Turkey Day marathons. (Underscoopfire)

Are you anxiously awaiting The Desolation of Smaug? Maybe The Hobbit getting the Mean Girls Treatment will hold you over. “Legolas—he’s totally rich because his dad is the king of Mirkwood.” (via The Mary Sue)

The Fug Girls try to discuss Naomie Harris’ dress…and just like everyone, they’re distracted by Idris Elba. Idris Über Alles! (Go Fug Yourself)

If James McAvoy plays a bad, bad cop in the adaptation of Irvine Welsh’s Filth, color me dirty. What? Anyway, Magnolia Pictures just snagged the North American distribution rights; a spring release is expected. (Slashfilm)

Brad Pitt thinks Shia LeBeouf takes his acting too seriously…aw Brad, don’t go all grumpy old man on us already. (Celebitchy)

Speaking of grumpy, ever wonder how your UPS delivery guy stays so chipper through the holiday season? Why, he just books a little lunchtime visit with his local hooker happiness consultant, of course. (Uproxx)

Uh, At least she’s already Clear? Tom Cruise and Laura Prepon are reportedly on “cloud nine” after a few dates. Is that near the Galactic Confederacy? (Dlisted)

Do you do that thing where everyone around the Thanksgiving table talks about what they’re thankful for? It’s all corny and cute with the kids, but sometimes don’t you wonder what people are really thinking about? Could be a few of these Ten Things Nerds Are Secretly Thankful For. (Unreality)

And have you ever asked a kid what Thanksgiving is about? Here are a bunch of adorable twerpazoids breaking down the holiday. “So, there’s a guy called Calvin…and his friend Hobbes.” (via Buzzfeed)

Or, maybe you didn’t think that was so adorable…maybe you don’t even like kids? Maybe, you just want to kick a baby’s ass. Vice Cofounder Gavin McInnes shows you how. (via HuffPo)

Cindy Davis, (Twitter) wishes you and yours an ass-kicking Thanksgiving.

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