Sons of Anarchy’s final season fell into the longer episode trap. Sure, this means more material for viewers, but all that extra fat weighs down the show. (WG)
Prediction: Alfonso Riberio’s debut number on DWTS proves that he isn’t merely a contender. Unless another contestant shows substantial improvement, Alfonso will easily win the season. He won’t even have to whip out “The Carlton”. (HL)
Holliday Grainger thinks men who catcall should be embarrassed by their behavior. YES. Unsolicited and sexually aggressive comments are not a “compliment.” (CB)
Jennifer Grey reminds you to not put her pajama-lingerie dress in a corner. (GFY)
Star Wars: Episode VII will feature C-3PO in a brand new suit. Someone explain to me why this is a necessary allocation of budgetary resources. (Slashfilm)
Ariana Grande was overheard saying that her fans should “all f***ing die” after a meet-and-greet session. She’s getting on people’s bad left sides lately. (NYDN)
Merideth Vieira has come forward to tell her #WhyIStayed story. This is important stuff although you probably won’t pay attention. The internet is full of distracting Grumpy Cat photos. (Merideth Vieira)
Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling welcomed their darling baby girl into the world last week without fanfare. Hey girl, do you have any guesses on names? (Lainey)
You’d be forgiven for mistaking these cute monster “Disney” princess for Tim Burton creations. God bless the internet. (Unreality)
Sigh. If Beyonce is going to photoshop her own photos (or have an assistant do it), that’s her prerogative. But she should at least proof the final versions for obvious errors. (DListed *flashing lights*)
There is a new Passenger Shaming Instagram account that will bust your nasty travel habits. Beware. (Page Six)
Haley Joel Osment talks about his shocking transformation for that random Kevin Smith movie. He’s talking about the shift into a Nazi sympathizer character. Not the other thing. (Us)
Jenny McCarthy already lost her wedding ring because she … um … butthole. Hotel maids. I really don’t understand & can’t focus now. (Uproxx)
Happy 50th birthday, Pop-Tarts! You still taste like Dante Alighieri’s ninth-circle of ass. (MF)
Elmo has fallen in love with Lupita Nyong’o and her soft, beautiful skin. This video is so friggin’ cute.
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