Richard Simmons’ Family Wants Pauly Shore To Stop Wheezing the Juice of His Dead Body

By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | August 1, 2024 |

By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | August 1, 2024 |

Pauly Shore recently told Entertainment Tonight that Richard Simmons would want him to continue playing the fitness guru in a biopic, and Simmons’ family has come forward to say, “Yeah, buddy, he did not want that. And specifically said so.” (A.V. Club)

A Jason Mantzoukas update as he makes a rare appearance in LA. (Lainey Gossip)

I’ll believe those divorce documents when I see them. (Celebitchy)

Senate Republicans want you to have all of the children, but none of the child tax credit. Again. (Wonkette)

From Chris: Who should play JD Vance on SNL? (Them)

Rounders is fine as it is and does not need a sequel. End blurb. (THR)

From Nate: Despite Demi Moore’s efforts, the shart remains unacceptable in public. (Mirror)

Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter in Waiting for Godot, anyone? (Variety)

From Kayleigh: Two gay “business partners” who appeared on a ’90s game show lit up the internet. Their story is wild. (Slate)

Billy Magnusson says his Aladdin spinoff isn’t dead. It should be. (IndieWire)

From Dustin: Forget First Gentleman, Doug Emhoff could be the First Wife Guy in the White House. (Instagram)

HC continues her project, Classic Scifi, Should You Read It? with Isaac Asimov’s Foundation Trilogy. Her verdict, no, you don’t need to read it. “The second book is the best of the three, but even the improvements in the sequels aren’t redeeming because it’s still mostly guys explaining how everyone else is wrong about the universe…” Have you read the trilogy and do you agree? (Cannonball Read 16)

From Roxana:

today, one of my 3 y/o students told me that his dad died. i teared up on the spot and gave him plenty of extra love/attention. my heart absolutely ached at the thought of him experiencing such a profound loss.

guess who strolled in with a happy meal at pick-up time

— ray (@lobotomyze) August 1, 2024