Reese Witherspoon & Jim Toth Still Boozing It Up, Plus A "Sexy" Nymphomaniac Image
As many of you are aware, the series finale of “The Office” aired last night. The Big D has just discussed this episode at length, but in addition, here is a lovely retrospective of the complicated love story between Jim and Pam. (Unreality)
Get this — Guillermo Del Toro has stated, “If I showed you all the money shots [in Pacific Rim], you’d have a 70 minute orgasm.” As frat-boyish as that sounds, I guess such a lofty goal makes a bit of sense considering that the film’s new tagline is, “GO BIG… OR GO EXTINCT.” (Uproxx)
Kim Kardashian continues her horrible tour of maternity fashion with the most painful-looking sandals in the universe. Look, I’m not about to bash a pregnant woman for the way she looks or make comments about her weight, but why dress so uncomfortably on purpose? (DListed)
Disney has controversially redesigned its Merida of Brave character so that she possesses a smaller waist, a bigger bust, a more comelier face, and a formfitting and revealing outfit. Screw you, Disney. (The Mary Sue)
Rihanna seems to be very defensive about the recent Knicks basketball woes because she happens to go clubbing a lot with J.R. Smith. RiRi says that she doesn’t have anything to do with the performance of the “wack ass” Knicks. (Vulture)
Dustin thinks a lot about “Mad Men.” A lot. As such, he has proffered a number of theories for the meaning of Room 503 in Sunday night’s episode. (Warming Glow)
The OKC Thunder is still reeling from its recent 4-1 series loss, which could be due to Kevin Durant missing a “Kevin Durant shot.” I’m still trying to wrap my head around the fact that OKC has a decent team. (Grantland)
A new image has been released to promote Lars Von Trier’s sure-to-be-creepy Nymphomaniac. Shia LaBeouf is doing something boring on the left while Christian Slater appears to be washing Charlotte Gainsbourg’s feet while gazing upon her beav. Sweet. (Slashfilm)
Farrah Abraham has declared that she’ll use her pr0n tape as a sex-ed tool and show it to her daughter when the poor kid turns 13. I don’t even know what to say to that. (Videogum)
Reese Witherspoon and Jim Toth are still (and quite publicly) drinking up a storm on the streets of New York City despite the recent DUI incident. Is there some hidden PR method here that I’m not quite grasping? (Celebitchy)
Yesterday, Dustin mentioned Tobias Fünke’s crazy ass “sizzling reel” to promote the return of “Arrested Development” on Netflix. Now Capcom’s whipped up a mashup with Tobias by “inserting” him into several of their games. (Kotaku)
Exactly how do fortune cookie messages get made? I don’t know, but I generally open those that read, “Ignore previous cookie” and “run.” (Mental Floss)
The Beatles have “covered” the Chemical Brothers’ “Setting Sun,” which might be interesting to those of you who know the history behind that song. (Buzzfeed)
Somewhere in California (also known as Coffee and Cigarettes III) features Iggy Pop and Tom Waits enjoying “a tragically unsuccessful first date.” (Film School Rejects)
Carey Mulligan looks positively gorgeous in a light pink Dior number at Cannes. She even smiled a little bit too! (Go Fug Yourself)
Finally, here are Will and Jaden Smith on “The Ellen Show” wherein Will explains how much he delights in embarrassing his
only youngest son. Will’s enthusiasm and annoyingly nervous laugh tells me that this guy has fully transformed into the much taller, black version of Tom Cruise.
Agent Bedhead lives in Tulsa, Oklahoma. She and her little black heart can be found at celebitchy.com.
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