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Reality Catches Up to Alex Jones, Who Is Caught Between a Rock and a Custody Suit

By Lainey Bobainey | Pajiba Love | April 17, 2017 |

By Lainey Bobainey | Pajiba Love | April 17, 2017 |

Hi! Happy Monday. Only 4.5 more days until Saturday! YAY!

Did everyone have a good weekend? Hey, did you all go to Coachella? I don’t really know what all is involved in a Coachella, but from what I can gather from these pictures, you have to just go into a costume store and get a bunch of random things that don’t belong in the desert, hot glue gun some feathers and/or sequins on it, and then add some MDMA (or whatever the new designer psychotropic drug of choice is these days), and voila, COACHELLA’D! - (GFY)

The first woman to officially run the Boston Marathon 50 years ago came back to run it again this year, wearing her original number. Wicked awesome! - (CNN)

Ok, so Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck finally filed for divorce last week, and you know, I just can’t bring myself to even give a shit at this point. I mean, this has been going on for TWO YEARS. Their actual divorce might end up taking almost as long by the time they get all their division of property crap sorted out, too. They have a lot of stuff. Like, a lot. And noooo pre-nup. Some lawyers are going to make some good money off this divorce. - (Lainey)

The Walking Dead promotes three cast members to series regulars/death watch. (Uproxx)

It’s going to take a LOT for me not to start feeding tiny ice cream cones to my neighborhood squirrels after this. A LOT a lot. - (DListed)

I know some people hate the squirrels, but I really like them. On the other hand, I can’t fucking stand birds. They’re obnoxious and loud and messy and I hate them. Seeing this fantastic tumblr has made me happier than I can possibly tell you. - (Tumblr)

Speaking of shitbirds, Alex Jones of Infowars is in the middle of a custody dispute. His lawyer is arguing that his Infowars personality is “an act” and that it’s all for entertainment. Hey, dude, pick one. Are you “news” or are you “an act”? - (Jezebel)

This Lyft driver went viral last week for refusing to drive a passed-out-drunk woman home. Which is awesome, because her shitbird friends tried to just dump her with this guy, gave him her address and keys (the driver is a stranger to all of them) and her unconscious body, and tried to say, “Ok, see ya!” and he was all, “Yeah, no.” Here’s his explanation for why he won’t transport drunk women. - (Some e Cards)

Prince Harry participated in a podcast and discussed mental health, therapy, and grieving for his mother. He said some really interesting things and I think it’s so great for a Royal to talk openly about therapy and about getting help when you need it. - (Celebitchy)

In reviewing Jessica Valenti’s feminist memoir, Sex Object, Mrs. Dilemma found that it made her reconsider episodes from her own adolescence and how she deals with everyday sexism. Some people think we don’t need feminism anymore. If you come across one, invite them to read some of the emails and tweets Valenti has received, and see if it changes their mind. (Cannonball Read 9)

Lainey is the copy editor & linkmaster. You can Tweet at her on Twitter.

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