Martha Stewart (at age 78!!) posing with a Ferrari looks cooler and more fun than I ever looked at 22. And I was VERY cool and fun at 22! - (Lainey)
I’m proud of Cosmopolitan Magazine, which is, honestly, not something I ever expected to write. - (Celebitchy)
I loved it when Harvey Weinstein put his face in his hands during the trial when Jessica Mann testified about his lack of nards. Like THIS is what he’s embarrassed about. Not the fact that he’s a fucking rapist disgusting piece of shit sexual predator. He’s embarrassed that his winky was being talked about. Oh, nooos! Anyway, over his objections, the prosecutors reportedly introduced photos of his misshapen junk today during the trial. - (Vulture)
Fuck Cancer. Shannen Doherty has stage 4 breast cancer and the world seems terribly unfair. - (Dlisted)
Oh, yeah, I forgot the (sorry) State of the Union was tonight.
Women in Congress are wearing white to celebrate the 19th amendment while the men are white to celebrate being Republicans. #SOTU— Full Frontal (@FullFrontalSamB) February 5, 2020
In case you missed it: President Cheetobrains was
very solemn and respectful acted like a 4-year-old after too much sugar during the National Anthem on Sunday. - (The Root)
JLD will be presenting at the Oscars and it’s the first time she’s ever been there. That’s so weird to me, because I just think of her as being at all the big award shows all the time. I don’t know why, I just do, ok?! - (Lainey)
Do you love outrageously expensive ice cream and Outlander? Then you will likely love this! - (Jeni’s Ice Cream)
I want to live in this dollhouse. - (HB)
Wealthy liberal white women pay thousands of dollars to be told over dinner how racist they are. And they have to do homework before they even get to have dinner! Can’t they just go anywhere online and be told they’re racist for free? I kid, I kid! For real though, it’s an interesting concept. - (The Guardian)
Kayleigh shared this in our Slack and I don’t know why she obviously hates us. This is… bad, Kayleigh! Bad!
A 50 course dinner of ground-breakingly creative dishes that stimulate the senses. This is ‘Tongue Kiss’ - where you lick the topping off a disconcertingly realistic tongue #Alchemist #Copenhagen #Denmark pic.twitter.com/AbMuKvyOmi— The MICHELIN Guide (@MichelinGuideUK) February 3, 2020
After reading one contemporary Jane Austen retelling, Jenny S decided to dive into Sonali Dev’s Pride, Prejudice and Other Flavors. She found this gender-flipped, Desi retelling light and fun. "The misunderstandings and miscommunications continue on both sides but over the course of the novel, as you might predict from the title, both DJ and Trisha are forced to rethink their first impressions." Do you read contemporary retellings of classic novels? (Cannonball Read 12)
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